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[salmar_ulumuri]

WTF?????

I'm an aquatic hamster?????

I mean, I know I'm cute..... but seriously!!!! A HAMSTER!!!

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[_ecthelion_]

*Is not amused either*

He's funny looking! :(

[salmar_ulumuri]

At least you look vaguely elf shaped!!! I'm a frigging hamster dammit!!! A small furry rodent!!!! And an aquatic one too... How many hamsters do you know that swim, coz the sea is teaming with them, NOT!!!

[_ecthelion_]

Well at least they got Idril vaguely right..... Although she looks like one of Elrond's girls.... family resemblance?

[salmar_ulumuri]

I don't give a rats (bad cow pun)!! She's not an animal!!!!

*looks sidelong at you*.....hmmmmmm ;)....

[_ecthelion_]

o_O.... what?

You're not going to turn ME into an animal are you?..... *fears the angsty Vala*

[salmar_ulumuri]

Oh no... ;) I have a better idea of what to do with you.... *g*

[_ecthelion_]

.....oooOOOOOooooohhhh!!! ;D

heheheheh Oh yeah Sal, you da man!! You got the pair of them!!

[salmar_ulumuri]

I heard that... handy Vala trick....! ;)

Is not jealous you bedded Amillo before he did

[_ecthelion_]

Got any other handy Valar tricks up your sleeve???

*waggles eyebrows*

Yeah! Sure you're not!!

[salmar_ulumuri]

You mean like this one?

*Demanifests all our clothing*

:p

[_ecthelion_]

;D... That's a good one!!

*presses up against you and runs his hands down your back, taking hold of your firm buttocks and squeezing them*

[salmar_ulumuri]

*Grabs you and kisses you forcefully*

*Touches and strokes you all over before reaching lower between your legs*

[_ecthelion_]

>_< OMFE!! *groans*

*tingles and shivers with pleasure*

*devours your mouth*

[salmar_ulumuri]

*Srokes you firmly, running his hand the length of your shaft*

*Leaves your mouth and starts to trail kisses down your neck and chest, sucking gently on your nipples*#

*Gradually moves lower*

[_ecthelion_]

*Moans a thrusts rythmically against your hand as the blood rushes and boils between his legs*

[salmar_ulumuri]

*Takes your shaft deep inside his mouth and sucks it it firmly*

*takes his own length in his hands and strokes himself*