" -- and you can tell 'em I said so!" -- Prostitute in Baldur's Gate II (and possibly I)
At work, someone ordered and received temporary tattoos of the logo. I got one. Not inclined to be branded, though this organization pays me, I put it quietly away. I then confessed to the other woman who works on publications edits with me that I would feel like a brochure if I wore it. She struck a pose, her hands on her hips, and declared, "I am a brochure. No -- I am a pub!" (Short for publication.) I laughed because it was so silly. I then laughed more because I realized that would make me a one-woman pub as well as a
stew. ("Stu," actually. From Student Staff.) See the first entry, noun, #7. My business is broadening its clientele. ~_^
Newsflash: The little foil-wrapped chocolate eggs on the desk are too melted to eat without making a mess. Why am I still wearing full jeans?