ha

Jan 16, 2007 22:36

a coworker just mentioned needing to take "Canadian History" before she signed up to get her Masters

HA

isn't that an oxymoron?

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Oh. Canada. anonymous January 21 2007, 18:19:56 UTC
Good to see that English teachers are still embroiled in petty conflicts regarding each other's nationalities. And why aren't there more American jokes? Oh, never mind.

SAXE

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Re: Oh. Canada. salmacis January 22 2007, 11:56:48 UTC
Who let the Canadian out of his cage?

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Re: Oh. Canada. salmacis January 30 2007, 01:44:29 UTC
Yeah! Way to get into the Nationalist spirit! :)

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Re: Oh. Canada. anonymous January 30 2007, 02:17:37 UTC
Typical Americans...need to get everyone else involved in their futile battles....

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Re: Oh. Canada. salmacis January 30 2007, 15:51:23 UTC
I swear... if I hear ONE MORE PERSON say the words 'typical American'....

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Re: Oh. Canada. beanotron January 30 2007, 20:18:33 UTC
sounds like we got a typical canadian...won't own up to the fact that there's more than natural resources, beer, and hockey to stand by on in life...well, they just got too comfortable with those things and won't move onto something new.

at the end of the argument, we will all realize that americans and canadians are similar multi-ethnic/racial mutts with business tycoons, philosophers, hicks..., but that the americans are protecting what's got the canadians so comfortable with. we wouldn't be here without each other.

i'm ok with that. we can work together, you know? eh?

i wanna hug a canadian today!

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Re: Oh. Canada. anonymous January 30 2007, 23:33:34 UTC
Protecting us from....the Mexicans or the polar bears? We should build a polar bear fence, like the one along the Mexican border.

We also wouldn't be here without the French, English and Spanish. Common HISTORY, iddinit?

Careful when you hug a canuck...they scratch and bite when handled without proper use of Molson and hockey gloves.

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Re: Oh. Canada. salmacis January 31 2007, 04:09:23 UTC
Did you see the news? Now we have to have freakin' passports to go up to what should be ours anyway. Manifest Destiny, baby.

Protect you from the Mexicans? Well, they are certainly a force to be reckoned with... but what about how well you guys protect us from terrorists? "Come on in guys, first 100 get free flying lessons!"

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Re: Oh. Canada. anonymous January 31 2007, 13:36:51 UTC
Ahem...the passport issue originated south of the border.

Search 'mayer arar' to see how well screening for terrorists works on both sides of the border...but at least one side is willing to admit when its wrong.

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Re: Oh. Canada. salmacis January 31 2007, 04:10:44 UTC
oh yeah, the Molson and hockey gloves thing was pretty funny.

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Re: Oh. Canada. beanotron January 31 2007, 15:42:08 UTC
my point exactly...you couldn't have done it better.

thanks.

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Re: Oh. Canada. beanotron January 31 2007, 15:50:34 UTC
the french, english, and spanish??...we were both fighting against them...sometimes working with them to get what we want...freedom. so, yes, in essence, they were an active part in what we have today.

protection? all you got is icicles, broken beer bottles, and hockey sticks. of course, you need help. but, you do have that cool protective hockey gear.

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Re: Oh. Canada. anonymous February 1 2007, 00:10:36 UTC
We never fought the British...the queen is still our head of state....althought its hard to define who 'we' are when our countries were founded by european rejects.

The way I feel about American is essentially this; we both depend on each other greatly, as protectors, trading partners, hockey rivals and beer consumers. While I am very glad to have the almighty USA (until your republic crumbles, as they all do) as a neighbor, I am also very glad not to be part of the republic. Canadians don't feel the need to lie about our nationality when traveling, we aren't manipulated by our government and our media into a constant state of fear (today's terrorists alert level is orange...wtf??), and we certainly aren't disrespected (as much) internationally for our politics.

The Canadian military is working on a secret weapon that immobilizes the victim with maple syrup and then politely-explains-the-rules-of-hockey-to-them to death.

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Re: Oh. Canada. salmacis February 1 2007, 03:13:17 UTC
"The Canadian military is working on a secret weapon that immobilizes the victim with maple syrup and then politely-explains-the-rules-of-hockey-to-them to death. "

LOFL!!!

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Re: Oh. Canada. salmacis January 31 2007, 04:06:36 UTC
Well.... you are half right... Canada wouldn't be here without us.

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