Harry/Flobberworm 4EVA! (The drums make me ship them.)

[sallysquirrel]

By request, here's that epilogue fic. It's not an alternate ending as much as a "Dear JKR, I'm going to take your epilogue, fill it with crack, screw the gerbils out of it, and throw it back at you" ending. Plus it's hilarious. :)

Also, Your Moment of Zen.