I win at failing at life.
What not to do in life:
1. Lock your car keys inside your car.
2. Lock your car keys inside your car when you need to pick up your mother from the hospital.
3. Lock your car keys inside your car when you need to pick up your mother from the hospital while working the first day at your new job.
4. Eat glue.
1. Lock your car keys inside your car.
2. Lock your car keys inside your car when you need to pick up your mother from the hospital.
3. Lock your car keys inside your car when you need to pick up your mother from the hospital while working the first day at your new job.
4. Eat glue.