Am high off of a) gum and b) knowledge of how screwed I am.
Things that will happen today:
1. I will get my EMag test back and cry.
2. I will continue to be disturbed by the fact that this person, who called the victims of the Virginia Tech shooting cowards, a) has a Chinese wife and b) wrote Prime Obsession, my former math prof's favorite book.
3. I will eat a cookie.
Things that will not happen today:
1. I will not be well-rested.
2. I will not morph into a bunny.
3. I will not turn 20 years old. La la la la la I can't hear you la la la la la.
1. I will get my EMag test back and cry.
2. I will continue to be disturbed by the fact that this person, who called the victims of the Virginia Tech shooting cowards, a) has a Chinese wife and b) wrote Prime Obsession, my former math prof's favorite book.
3. I will eat a cookie.
Things that will not happen today:
1. I will not be well-rested.
2. I will not morph into a bunny.
3. I will not turn 20 years old. La la la la la I can't hear you la la la la la.
