"We're engineers. We don't need girls." - overheard on V-day.
Next week is E-Week, during which the engineering students wank over their own perceived hotness en masse through designated activities. :P Last year, for example, we had "Throw a water balloon at a business student." This year, we seemed to have toned down our violent tendencies, and are using the power of numbers and mathematical proofs instead. Selected items from the scavenger hunt list I just got:
6.) A published daily Texan “firing line” piece, mentioning EWEEK, and alluding to engineering’s superiority. Must publish by hunt submission deadline.
16.) The difference between the average entering engineering SAT and the average entering business SAT for this academic year. Break out by category if possible. (eng SAT - biz SAT) Lol I wonder what they'll do if the biz average is higher. Most likely not the case (or this item wouldn't be on here), but still.
26.) A mathematical or logical proof for why UT is better than OU. Judging will be based on comedic and accuracy of proof at determined by chairs and officers as available. Points for top three submissions.
33.) Get a picture with the only engineering football player and a picture of a EWEEK daily Texan. My reaction is the same as yours: there's an engineering football player?!
36.) Hold up a sign at least 4Ft x 4ft with your favorite formula with more than one variable in the main mall, radical preacher style. Shout your formula at pedestrians. Do this for at least 5 minutes. Make video recording. Non enthusiastic preaching results in zero points. Unoffended passer-byers, zero points. I think this is my favorite one. :)
Insta Win: Colt McCoy at Night at the Union, signs many a football, verifies you invited him. Swears he’ll stay for senior year.
6.) A published daily Texan “firing line” piece, mentioning EWEEK, and alluding to engineering’s superiority. Must publish by hunt submission deadline.
16.) The difference between the average entering engineering SAT and the average entering business SAT for this academic year. Break out by category if possible. (eng SAT - biz SAT) Lol I wonder what they'll do if the biz average is higher. Most likely not the case (or this item wouldn't be on here), but still.
26.) A mathematical or logical proof for why UT is better than OU. Judging will be based on comedic and accuracy of proof at determined by chairs and officers as available. Points for top three submissions.
33.) Get a picture with the only engineering football player and a picture of a EWEEK daily Texan. My reaction is the same as yours: there's an engineering football player?!
36.) Hold up a sign at least 4Ft x 4ft with your favorite formula with more than one variable in the main mall, radical preacher style. Shout your formula at pedestrians. Do this for at least 5 minutes. Make video recording. Non enthusiastic preaching results in zero points. Unoffended passer-byers, zero points. I think this is my favorite one. :)
Insta Win: Colt McCoy at Night at the Union, signs many a football, verifies you invited him. Swears he’ll stay for senior year.