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Aug 04, 2006 18:13

THE 100 MOST ANNOYING THINGS

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Bolds are mine.

1. Cold callers - What's this?
2. Caravans
3. Queue jumpers
4. James Blunt - Aww #4. You know what? He's an egomaniac and sounds like a goat on helium, but I still love him. I was listening to "No Bravery" this morning. Beautiful beautiful song. (Also, I can't believe Jordan and/or WAGs are not on this list if he is.)
5. Traffic wardens
6. Tailgaters
7. Brown nosers
8. Chantelle and Preston
9. Ex-smokers
10. Noisy neighbours
11. Hangovers
12. Carol Vorderman
13. Loud mobile users
14. Men in flip-flops - More annoying are men in flip-flops while wearing socks. *cough*KevinFederline*cough*
15. Paper cuts - Yuppers!
16. Bad hair days
17. Breaking wind - Lol euphemism.
18. Abi Titmuss
19. Off milk
20. Being put on hold
21. Motorcyclists who weave through traffic
22. Drivers who park in disabled bays
23. Rude shop assistants
24. People who read over your shoulder
25. Skinny people who complain they are fat - ...no comment. :/
26. Stepping in dog poo
27. Big Brother 5
28. Noisy eaters
29. People who don't clear up after their dog
30. Slow drivers in the outside lane
31. Junk mail - But if there were no junk mail, all we'd get are bills. How depressing would that be?
32. Bossiness
33. Novelty ring tones
34. Somebody nicking your parking spot
35. Diahorrea
36. Debt companies
37. Snobs
38. Jehovah's Witnesses
39. Running out of loo roll
40. People who have their phone turned off when you call them
41. Mosquitoes
42. Buses not arriving on time
43. Children who cough in your face
44. Being bloated
45. Leaving your mobile at home
46. Americans - Yo Blair!
47. David Blane
48. Spots - Lol what?
49. Stepping in chewing gum
50. Running out of hot water
51. Wasps
52. Headaches
53. Crazy Frog
54. London Tube
55. Losing your glasses
56. Warm beer
57. CDs that skip
58. Paper jam
59. Bottled water - Really?
60. Sunburn
61. Running out of change
62. People who text in capitals
63. Estate agents
64. Stubbing your toe
65. Rubbish printers
66. Flat tyres
67. People who write 'text back' in texts
68. Breaking a nail
69. Russell Brand
70. The Teletubbies - That's still on? Also, the baby in the sun is worse.
71. A pen which has run out of ink - Yes! They should sell the ink tube thingies so we don't have to throw away our pretty pretty pens! [/crazy]
72. Cat hair that sticks to your clothes
73. Running out of petrol
74. Flatmates who don't clean
75. Heat rash
76. Losing your passport
77. Natasha Kaplinsky
78. Being hungry - Lol.
79. Tax returns
80. Road works
81. Cramp
82. Shoppers hitting your heels with their trolley
83. Failing your driving test
84. Burning toast
85. Cold showers
86. Scientology - Free Katie!
87. Not being able to find a matching pair of socks
88. Missing the last post
89. Chihuahuas
90. Karaoke
91. Stomach ache
92. PDA (public displays of affection)
93. Craig David
94. Secret workers before exams - That's crammers, right? Although I don't know why cramming before an exam is considered working secretly.
95. Socialists - Lol.
96. Pimped up cars
97. Getting something in your eye
98. Out-of-tune singers
99. Hollyoaks
100. Fake fingernails

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