"a Goat in sheep's clothing in wolf's clothing in Sheep's clothing"

May 07, 2005 20:23

Stolen from demon_of_riceAnswer these questions about me, and then post them in your LJ! In five days, I will give you the answers ( Read more... )

amusing, memes

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sallysquirrel May 8 2005, 05:12:03 UTC
dramione and uhhhh.... *ticktock* draco/hermione/snape. am i close?
Dramione's obvious. *points at icon* Draco/Hermione/Snape is a quite good guess, but sadly incorrect. Heh I think we do talk about fandom too much. Remember in the beginning of the year, when you were "What's slash"?

well that's not a song tho. OH YEAH, YOU LIKE AMERICAN IDOL
American Idol is not a song either! XD

ehm... nanjing!
That's wrong but wow, I'm impressed that you can name nanjing, and not spell it as "nanking" either. Yay you're a commie peasant.

sally squirrel is joe the squirrel's wife. this is a fitting name for you since you are ozzy osbourne's wife,
So is joe the squirrel also ozzy osbourne now? *shakes head* My husband and his secret double (or triple) lives. So hard to keep track of.

sharon (osbourne), by the powers invested in me i officially declare you a PRUDE!!!
If you're talking about the AIM convo, you know every single one of those things could be a kink. I'm not exactly sure how it would work with the insects/animals/fishes, but I'm sure Kim would know. XP

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kirikou_ki_ri May 8 2005, 05:52:55 UTC
American Idol is not a song either! XD

oh shush you!!

That's wrong but wow, I'm impressed that you can name nanjing, and not spell it as "nanking" either. Yay you're a commie peasant.

well there's not many chinese cities that i know of unfortunately, so i took a stab. i've seen nanjing spelled both ways, like in my grandparent's house they have this old parchment drawing thingie of the then-main street in nanjing, and it says "La Grande Rue de Nankin"... but i dunno i guess i just like "nanjing" better for some reason. kinda like "peking" and not "beijing". and what is this about me being a commie peasant? do rich ppl call it nanking or something?

If you're talking about the AIM convo, you know every single one of those things could be a kink. I'm not exactly sure how it would work with the insects/animals/fishes, but I'm sure Kim would know. XP

ok, you can turn ANYTHING into a kink if you try hard enough. i'm sure i could turn the encyclopedia britannica into a kink somehow. even a george w. bush bumper sticker if i tried really hard.

hmm, and isn't it supposed to be "vested" and not "invested"? i think eco is taking over my mind... stupid review!

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demon_of_rice May 9 2005, 23:41:30 UTC
To Sharon:

If you're talking about the AIM convo, you know every single one of those things could be a kink. I'm not exactly sure how it would work with the insects/animals/fishes, but I'm sure Kim would know. XP

Sweetie, cock roaches, blowfish, handpuppets, jackrabbits, bunnies, and crotchety are NOT kinks. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt with butter and sucker cause I've read fics like that, but you REALLY need to define your term of kink. Handpuppets, I can see it if I squint, but BLOWFISH? No.

I'm not sure whether or not to be insulted by the fact that you think I know how people do it with a jackrabbit.

And fish is the plural. Get it right.

To Alex:

i'm sure i could turn the encyclopedia britannica into a kink somehow

Hello! Bibliophiles! Wake up my friend! People have been fucking books for centuries.

even a george w. bush bumper sticker if i tried really hard

That's emotional rape. Hooray for discipline.

Random mini-rant:

I started to crack up on the English HL Paper II today:

Death of a Salesman -> Death of me -> Long, draining IB tests -> Over on Wednesday -> Except for physics -> physics -> Ozzy Osbourne -> Sharon/Ozzy/Bratteng OT3

It's all your fault.

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sallysquirrel May 10 2005, 00:20:28 UTC
People don't have to do it WITH a jackrabbit for it to be a kink. They can just be turned on by jackrabbits or something, you know like how some rapists are randomly turned on by white vans. (Before you think I'm weird, that was from the Psychology textbook.) Besides, isn't it anything goes in your crackfics? :p

Oh and speaking of Bratteng, I found out what Bratteng's son looked like for the first time today, and I got very scared.

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kirikou_ki_ri May 10 2005, 04:41:41 UTC
Oh and speaking of Bratteng, I found out what Bratteng's son looked like for the first time today, and I got very scared.

i was there and i saw it too, it was really scary. it's like... a younger version of bratteng. same look. AAAAHHH it was scary as hell

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