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Okay, well I'm officially bored. Therefore I'm going to post icons and do surveys and generally be a pain in the ass.
ETA: Question 4 U 2 PonderDoes anyone look good in spandex?:No, apart from Hulk Hogan. I'm kidding. I'd say Superman but I was never keen on him. Batman doesn't wear spandex. So no. Ooooh, wait Spidey. Hmm, again, or not... Does luck truely exist?:I don't think so no, but the idea does help some people gain confidence enough to do stuff so it's not a bad thing. Are superheroes allowed to do bad in order to do good?:Yes. Killing is bad, but killing bad guys is good. Wearing spandex, as we have already discussed is bad, but it's a necessary evil, it would seem, in the fight against crime Why are there 26 letters in the alphabet, but like 28 in the Spanish alphab:There are 28 letter in the Spanish alphabet? Seriously? OMG, jealous. Just think of all the fun I could have with two whole extra letters... Is the answer really blowing in the wind?:That depends what the question is... If the question is for example: Did you just let one rip..? Then more than likely, yes, the answer is blowing in the wind. Are rappers considered singers?:If they sing also then yes. Otherwise no, cos they ain't singin now are they...? When is a heart attack not serious?:When it's metaphorical. Why is the first syllable of diet “DIE”?:I'm sorry I don't know the answer to this question, please try again later. Is there a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow?:Yes. I know this cos my grandad is Irish, therefore he knows leprechauns and they told him so. Why are some myths called “Old Wives Tales”?:Cos in th'olden days women would tell these stories to their families to get them to do stuff or spread 'em around like gossip. I made that up. I don't really know the answer Are people who don’t talk to themselves considered weird since most everyon:e else does? I would say maybe not the norm, but not weird, weird seems a bit strong. What does “Keeping it Real” mean?:It means what it says... Do clowns taste funny?:Ewwwwwww, how should I know, I never tasted a clown, that's sick. Nightmares. Can a blind man see the future?:If he's a blind man with mystical powers of premonition, yeah. Are marbles made of marble?:No, they tend to be made from glass. They might originally have been made from marble though. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?:Oooooh, i like that idea, how existentialist of you. Actually i don't know what existentialist means but i thought it sounded good, right? Can you get cornered in a round room?:Yes. If there's a bloody great wardrobe (please tell me y'all know what a wardrobe is?) against the wall, you could get cornered next to that. Is a gold fork still considered “silverware”?:No, cos it's gold yah fool. Is popcorn a vegetable?:No. Cos corn isn't a vegetable, it's a grain or a pulse or something right? How did cops get the nickname of pigs?:Cos pigs are generally thought of as being dirty or something like that i imagine? Were french fries first made in France?:No. But don't hold me to that cos i don't really know. How is powdered sugar made?:It's crystallised sugar ground up i guess. Hey have you ever tried raw liquid cane sugar freshly squeezed from the cane? Don't it's hideous stuff. Since “peer” is not spelled pear, shouldn’t appear be pronounced ap-pear (a:Ummmmmmmmm, no, it's poetic licence, aight? Why is shampoo clear, while conditoner isn't?:That's not necessarily true now though is it? Would a pastor perfom his own wedding?:No, cos that would just be downright silly. Can fat people go skinny dipping?:Hahahaha. How rude. Okay trying not to think about it now. Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?:Good question. Why is Goofy more respected than pluto? Their both dogs.:They're* Cos Goofy wears clothes and can talk. It's all about their relative anthropomorphic attributes. Why are their handicapp parking spaces at a skating rink?:Oh there are so many different angles I could attack that question from. How does a black light work?:Electricity same as normal light ;) Black light is UV right? Well it's black light cos it's not visible light. Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?:Or just maybe they're pink with black and white stripes... Why is there a posket in the front of my skirt?:A what? Oh a pocket? To keep yarn and sewing needles in silly girl. Shouldn't Tarzan have a beard?:He didn't? Can you dilute water?:Yes, to dilute means to make less pure so you could dilute water with any other liquid. Could you make a chocolate cow?:Personally no, that'd take a great deal of chocolate sculpting prowess. Do one legged ducks swim in circles?:Yes. I've seen it happen. Funny as hell. If you strangled a leprauchan would he turn blue?:I don't know, i'd have to ask my grandad. brb. He didn't know either, sorry. How deep would the ocean be if there were no sponges?:Haha, funny, you should write that one down, they could use that in crackers. Wait what do you guys call crackers, it's something stupid like bon bons isn't it? Or is that the Australians? What is the sound of one hand clapping?:Bart Simpson knows the answer to this little puzzler. Ask him. Hey how old should Bart Simpson be now? Why doesn't superglue stick to the sides of the tube?:Cos the tube is airtight. The glue needs airflow to dry. Take this survey | Find more surveys
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ETA: Question 4 U 2 PonderDoes anyone look good in spandex?:No, apart from Hulk Hogan. I'm kidding. I'd say Superman but I was never keen on him. Batman doesn't wear spandex. So no. Ooooh, wait Spidey. Hmm, again, or not... Does luck truely exist?:I don't think so no, but the idea does help some people gain confidence enough to do stuff so it's not a bad thing. Are superheroes allowed to do bad in order to do good?:Yes. Killing is bad, but killing bad guys is good. Wearing spandex, as we have already discussed is bad, but it's a necessary evil, it would seem, in the fight against crime Why are there 26 letters in the alphabet, but like 28 in the Spanish alphab:There are 28 letter in the Spanish alphabet? Seriously? OMG, jealous. Just think of all the fun I could have with two whole extra letters... Is the answer really blowing in the wind?:That depends what the question is... If the question is for example: Did you just let one rip..? Then more than likely, yes, the answer is blowing in the wind. Are rappers considered singers?:If they sing also then yes. Otherwise no, cos they ain't singin now are they...? When is a heart attack not serious?:When it's metaphorical. Why is the first syllable of diet “DIE”?:I'm sorry I don't know the answer to this question, please try again later. Is there a pot of gold at the end of every rainbow?:Yes. I know this cos my grandad is Irish, therefore he knows leprechauns and they told him so. Why are some myths called “Old Wives Tales”?:Cos in th'olden days women would tell these stories to their families to get them to do stuff or spread 'em around like gossip. I made that up. I don't really know the answer Are people who don’t talk to themselves considered weird since most everyon:e else does? I would say maybe not the norm, but not weird, weird seems a bit strong. What does “Keeping it Real” mean?:It means what it says... Do clowns taste funny?:Ewwwwwww, how should I know, I never tasted a clown, that's sick. Nightmares. Can a blind man see the future?:If he's a blind man with mystical powers of premonition, yeah. Are marbles made of marble?:No, they tend to be made from glass. They might originally have been made from marble though. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?:Oooooh, i like that idea, how existentialist of you. Actually i don't know what existentialist means but i thought it sounded good, right? Can you get cornered in a round room?:Yes. If there's a bloody great wardrobe (please tell me y'all know what a wardrobe is?) against the wall, you could get cornered next to that. Is a gold fork still considered “silverware”?:No, cos it's gold yah fool. Is popcorn a vegetable?:No. Cos corn isn't a vegetable, it's a grain or a pulse or something right? How did cops get the nickname of pigs?:Cos pigs are generally thought of as being dirty or something like that i imagine? Were french fries first made in France?:No. But don't hold me to that cos i don't really know. How is powdered sugar made?:It's crystallised sugar ground up i guess. Hey have you ever tried raw liquid cane sugar freshly squeezed from the cane? Don't it's hideous stuff. Since “peer” is not spelled pear, shouldn’t appear be pronounced ap-pear (a:Ummmmmmmmm, no, it's poetic licence, aight? Why is shampoo clear, while conditoner isn't?:That's not necessarily true now though is it? Would a pastor perfom his own wedding?:No, cos that would just be downright silly. Can fat people go skinny dipping?:Hahahaha. How rude. Okay trying not to think about it now. Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?:Good question. Why is Goofy more respected than pluto? Their both dogs.:They're* Cos Goofy wears clothes and can talk. It's all about their relative anthropomorphic attributes. Why are their handicapp parking spaces at a skating rink?:Oh there are so many different angles I could attack that question from. How does a black light work?:Electricity same as normal light ;) Black light is UV right? Well it's black light cos it's not visible light. Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?:Or just maybe they're pink with black and white stripes... Why is there a posket in the front of my skirt?:A what? Oh a pocket? To keep yarn and sewing needles in silly girl. Shouldn't Tarzan have a beard?:He didn't? Can you dilute water?:Yes, to dilute means to make less pure so you could dilute water with any other liquid. Could you make a chocolate cow?:Personally no, that'd take a great deal of chocolate sculpting prowess. Do one legged ducks swim in circles?:Yes. I've seen it happen. Funny as hell. If you strangled a leprauchan would he turn blue?:I don't know, i'd have to ask my grandad. brb. He didn't know either, sorry. How deep would the ocean be if there were no sponges?:Haha, funny, you should write that one down, they could use that in crackers. Wait what do you guys call crackers, it's something stupid like bon bons isn't it? Or is that the Australians? What is the sound of one hand clapping?:Bart Simpson knows the answer to this little puzzler. Ask him. Hey how old should Bart Simpson be now? Why doesn't superglue stick to the sides of the tube?:Cos the tube is airtight. The glue needs airflow to dry. Take this survey | Find more surveys
You've been totally Bzoink*d
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