The Funeral March by Chopin.
They say you should tell your Nearest and Dearest what you want for your funeral. For the most part me, I don't want to know, I leave it all in their hands :)
Except.
I really and truly do want this as the music. Quite possibly because I am just a tad evil and want to see if I can gobsmack folk from the grave, I really want it played somewhat OTT like
this... but I have wanted it for well over a decade now and The Nearest and Dearest know they are not going to get out of it.
Not if they don't want a spectral Sally singing off-key at them for all eternity, that is...