My 'Poetic Licence' :)
I actually copied this out of an old magazine... oh I can't remember which one. An ageing copy (with a ridiculous scrawled fake signature and a date mumbledy years ago is pinned up on the board above where I write.
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Of course, I don't really believe I'm exempt from all this... but sometimes I admit, I wanna be :) And other times, it does come in handy as an excuse for what the hell it was I seem to have written...