So...*this* should amuse you...
So, I'm sitting down by the door in one of the classrooms in the new center today, doing some of the kids' paperwork, minding my own business, when the other teacher in the room, a rather...large...woman walks towards me and suddenly trips over a doll lying on the floor and falls...toward me. I throw my hands up in alarm and try to break her fall...and I end up catching her boobs. It was AWKWARD!!!!!!! She kind of stumbled off, red in the face, and I sat there biting the insides of my cheeks to keep from bursting into hysterical laughter...and the children just stare...