Perth, really? Is it me or does everyone still go to the same, short lived nights. They all get photographed with the same wankers by the same dickhead with a giant digital SLR that has masking tape over the flash and a slow shutter speed setting. They date and sleep with all the same people in the same circles like a big incestuous rotation and everyone's cool with it and think they are the shit? Speeeeeew. This is basically, actually the same as a big incestuous royal family. They need some variety in that gene pool, big time.
I realise I may not have any friends to visit in Perth after posting this? But I had to get it out.
I leave you with a photo of Prince Gerhardt. He is what would happen if those people made babies.