Egadz! Why?
Currently in my house this is what you would hear:
Mom Figure: So, Khris...what did Brit do?
Me: Who?
Mom Figure: Britney Spears. "They" are saying she's a bad mother.
Me: Why the hell would I know? Do I look like a Britney Spears kinda girl to you?!
Lonnie: Eeeyuck! This is disgusting! *gobble gobble* Khris, quit buying this health food junk! It tastes awful!
Me: What? Oh, that...yeah...you shouldn't have ate that. It's nauseatingly disgusting. Wait, why are you still eating it?! Didn't you just say it was awful?! Quit eating it already!!!!! You should have know it was gross since I hadn't already eaten it!
Mother Figure: Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Your arse is getting a little wide.
If anybody needs me, I'll be talking to the pea sized therapist who spouts Freudian nonsense in the dark creases of my brain. Honestly, though, my arse is getting a little wide?! My gods.
Be loved because you are! Ten-chan*
On a side note: My sister is coming to visit tonight!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!
Mom Figure: So, Khris...what did Brit do?
Me: Who?
Mom Figure: Britney Spears. "They" are saying she's a bad mother.
Me: Why the hell would I know? Do I look like a Britney Spears kinda girl to you?!
Lonnie: Eeeyuck! This is disgusting! *gobble gobble* Khris, quit buying this health food junk! It tastes awful!
Me: What? Oh, that...yeah...you shouldn't have ate that. It's nauseatingly disgusting. Wait, why are you still eating it?! Didn't you just say it was awful?! Quit eating it already!!!!! You should have know it was gross since I hadn't already eaten it!
Mother Figure: Yes, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Your arse is getting a little wide.
If anybody needs me, I'll be talking to the pea sized therapist who spouts Freudian nonsense in the dark creases of my brain. Honestly, though, my arse is getting a little wide?! My gods.
Be loved because you are! Ten-chan*
On a side note: My sister is coming to visit tonight!!!!!!!! Yay!!!!!