[COMPLETE IN ONE NIGHT] Naruto's Shinobi Sleepover

May 07, 2009 22:08

Who: Naruto, Gaara, and Neji
Where: Naruto's house (House 5)
When: TONIGHT BB
Summary: Naruto has invited both Gaara and Neji to his sleepover bonanza! Fun and games and drama ensue! Games played are: Truth and Dare, L337P0d Hide and Seek, and they try to end with a round of ghost stories... only for one of them to come to life! Or so it seems ( Read more... )

uzumaki naruto, sabaku no gaara, hyuuga neji

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TRUTH OR DARE (script format) orenaruttebayo May 8 2009, 08:03:28 UTC
ROUND ONE:

Naruto: *looks between the two* ....
Naruto: ...Gaara! I choose you. Truth or dare?

Gaara: *looks down for a moment*....Dare..

neji: - mental sigh of relief - ;;;

Naruto: Okay! *thinks* .... *gets up and goes itno the kitchen, and returns with a huge glass*
Naruto: I dare you to chug THIS MUCH FO THE PUNCH in TEN SECONDS! *fills it with punch and holds it out*

Gaara: *well, he was thirsty anyways*.....*takes the glass and stares at it waiting for him to say go*

Naruto: Ready... steady.... GO!
Naruto: 10!

neji: ... - blinks, watching curiously and still drinking his own punch -

Naruto: 9!

Gaara: *starts to drink it really quickly*

Naruto: 8!

Gaara: *drink drink drink*

Naruto: 7!
Naruto: 6!
Naruto: 5!

Gaara: *driiiiink~*

Naruto: 4! 3!
Naruto: 2!

Gaara: *DONE* .....*omg brain freeze*

Naruto: 1!! WOW, you did it!!!

Naruto: *laughs*

Gaara: *holds head*

neji: - cringes - are you okay . . ?

Gaara: *sways a bit*

Naruto: *pats his back* You okay?

Gaara: *hiccups*....*drank way too fast*

neji: maybe you shouldn't have made him drink that much.

Naruto: Heh, my bad'ttebayo! Well, he had plenty of time to get back at me eh?
Naruto: You're turn Gaara! *still rubbing his back*

gaara: *puts his head on the table*...*hiccup*...Neji-san...Truth or Dare..

neji: ...truth. - sips at his punch -

Gaara: ........*thinks*

Naruto: *watching*

Gaara: *had nothing prepared*.....
Gaara:....Have you....
Gaara: ever.....

Naruto: DON'T SAY HAD SEX!

neji: .... ;;;

Naruto: :| He has!

Gaara: ....///I wasn't...

Naruto: :3 Oh, okay then. Whoops.

neji: ... /// you see? hush, naruto . .

Gaara: I would have rather not known that....

neji: - finishes off his punch again and stacks it with the other three cups on the table - ...

Gaara: ._. Have you ever tried to fly...? Like a bird...
Gaara:*failed at trying to think of anything else*

Naruto: *arches an eyebrow* Whaaaa?

neji: ...no, i haven't. - muffles a hiccup with his hand -

Naruto: *takes a sip of his own drink*

Gaara: *nods*.....

neji: naruto, truth or dare . . ?

Naruto: M-me? Uhh...

Naruto: ....*blushes* T-truth!

Gaara: *hiccup*

Naruto: khsfkhjk WAIT! DARE!
Naruto: I choose dare!

neji: ... alright.

Naruto: *waiting*

neji: ...i dare you to stand on your head for two minutes .
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Gaara:....*alcohol finally setting in since he had food*....*tilts his head to the side and stares at Naruto*

Naruto: Phhht, I can do that.

neji: then do it! - shifts and moves to stand, going to get more punch real fast -

Naruto: *turns and gets on his head.* ... *lifts his feet, and they faulter at first, but he finally lifts them up all the way*
Naruto: *shirt slides down to his armpits and his sleeping pants gather at his crotch* Okay! Go!
Naruto: Time me!

Gaara: *looks at the clock*....

neji: alright.

Naruto: ... *squirm ans face goes red*

neji: ... you sure you can make it?

Naruto: *strained voice* Y-yes!

Gaara: *still staring at the clock*

Naruto: *eyes wince closed* ...Nnh... *starting to get dizzy*
Naruto: How much longer dattebayo?!

neji: you're almost there . .

Naruto: *pants*

neji: alright, go ahead and fall.

Gaara: *looks back at Naruto*

Naruto: Ahhhhh!!! *collapses*

Naruto: Oiiiii~ *dizzy, and totally red in the face*

neji: - snickers and shakes his head -

Naruto: *sits up painfully* @__@

Gaara: *hiccup*

Naruto: My turn then...!

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TRUTH OR DARE (script format) orenaruttebayo May 8 2009, 08:16:04 UTC
ROUND TWO!

Naruto: Um... *goes back to Gaara, why not* Gaara! Truth or Dare?
"Lavi" (2:49:16 AM): Gaara: Truth...

Naruto: Hmm... *thinks* ....
Naruto: Oh! *turns to him* Who do you have a crush on dattebayo?! *points*

Gaara:...'Crush'?

Naruto: ... *had a horrible image of Gaara crushing someone* ...Ehhhh...
Naruto: It's uh, like... who do you love the most? yeah!

neji: ... - shifts, poking at his cup -

Gaara: *thinks*....I love Naruto a lot *totally not meaning that kind of love. But remember, his vision of love is a little skewed*

naruto: *goes completely red int he face*

Neji: -looks between them both -

Naruto: ....O-oh...!
Naruto: .....njhisadhlkhlke It's your turn Gaara!!!!

Gaara: *tilts his head slightly wondering why Naruto's so flustered now*....Naruto...Truth or Dare...

neji: - finishes off another cup, obviously not caring that he's being skipped over -

Naruto: *still red* O-okay... um... dare!

Gaara: I dare you....to....*thinks*
Gaara: Mhm. I dare you to gather some of my sand and put it in your shirt.

Naruto: ..... =D........
Naruto: ...Okay...? *strange dare but goes with it*
Naruto: *gets up and goes to his gourd and collects a couple of handfuls* ... *comes back and sits down, pouring it down his shirt* ... Okay.

Gaara:..You have to leave that there the entire game...

neji: ... - curious - what for?

Naruto: Yeah, why?

Gaara: *shakes head* Someone else's turn. *is totally going to randomly tickle or grope or creep the sand around throughout the game*

neji: go on then, naruto . .

Naruto: Okay. *nods*
Naruto: Hmmm...Neji! Truth or dare?

neji: ...dare.

Naruto: Okay! *nods* Let me hold your LP for five minutes!

Naruto: *jolts and squeals slightly*

neji: ... - blinks then sets his drink down and tugs his l337pod out of his pocket, holding it out - here?

Naruto: ...???? *looks around* .... *looks at Neji* Thanks! *takes it*

Gaara: *stoic look*

neji: - nods and polishes off this glass of punch too, swaying slightly -

naruto: Time me! *stands and walks off, and right into the bathroom*
Naruto: *locks the door after*

Gaara: *grope*

Naruto: *squeals inside the bathroom*

Gaara: *very small smirk*

neji: ... - raises an eyebrow and smirks - i know what you're doing now.

Gaara: *looks over at Neji and nods*

Naruto: *comes back after five minutes- ... *he's erased the history so Neji can't tell what he's done, accept put porn as his background* 8D Here you go! *hands it over*

Gaara: *looks up at Naruto*

neji: - reaches out and takes it then scowls - ... thanks a lot.

Naruto: *snickers and takes a seat*

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TRUTH OR DARE (script format) orenaruttebayo May 8 2009, 08:53:25 UTC
ROUND THREE:

Gaara: *creeeeeeeps some sand down his pants making it uncomfortably itchy*

neji: alright then . . truth or dare, gaara?

Gaara:....Dare

Naruto: *shifts and scratches at his crotch, thinking that some sand must have accidentally escaped*

neji: - can't help but snicker at naruto - i dare you to . . sit in just your underwear for the next three turns.

Naruto: *snickers*
Naruto: Hope you don't go commando Gaara~

Gaara: .///. M-mhm. *stands up and starts taking off his clothing*

Naruto: *makes porn sound effects*

neji: - giggles and pokes at his l337pod, trying to change the background -

Gaara: =~= *narrows eyes at Naruto*
Gaara: *in his underwear now* ....there....

Naruto: *checks out Gaara's drawers*

neji: - continues poking at his lp then glances up, clicking his tongue - you're go then~

Gaara: *they're boxers :| Ha*
Gaara: ....truth or dare Neji?

neji: hah! - finally got a normal background - ...dare?

Gaara: Mhm....
Gaara: *thinks*

Naruto: *merely smiles deviously*

Gaara: Go...kiss any inanimate object...for 10 minutes....*hey lookie there, he's come up with something else strange*
Gaara: *creeps his sand back up to Naruto's shirt*

Naruto: Hey, that's a good on--aaaahhh~!! *back arches* ...!!! *shudders* ....Wh-what the hell...?

neji: ...ten minutes? - pouts and glances around -

Naruto: *petting his shirt suspiciously* ... Yeah, like, a shoe or something.

neji: - sighs and glances down then holds up his lp - this counts, right?

Gaara:....I guess so....
Gaara:....*grope*

Naruto: Yeah. That--nghhh.... ////... *moans*
Naruto: *flails* WHAT THE HELL IS...?!!! ..........

Gaara:.....*blushes at that sound*

Naruto: *instantly spins on Gaara* YOU!!!!

neji: - smiiirk - ...

Naruto: It's your SAND!!!
Naruto: OH YOU--*struggled with words* ...LITTLE PRICK!

neji: slooow~ - flops onto his side and lifts his lp, proceeding to kiss it -

Gaara: *small smirk*....That took you a while...

Naruto: *glares at Neji* Oh shut up you! And you too Gaara!! *turns to him and crawls over quickly, tackling him*

Gaara: !!! *tackled*
Gaara: *uses his sand to tickle him*

neji: - snickers, still kissing his l337pod -

Naruto: I'm gonna....!!! Hnngh!!! HAAA!!! *starts flailing on top of Gaara*

Gaara: *rolls from under Naruto and continues tickling him*

neji: - busts up laughing - you're gunna hnnngh~? - easily mocks naruto's noise -

naruto: NO I'M GONNA!!! Ahhh~!!! *face going red*

Naruto: *squirms and moans* Gonna!! Gonnaaaa!!!

Gaara: *smirk grows just a bit*

neji: - curled up on his side, giggling like an idiot -

Naruto: *flails* I'LL GET YOU BOTH DATTEBAYOOOO!!!

Gaara: *grope grope*

neji: it isn't my fault you didn't know!

Naruto: Ahhhh!!! Hmmm!!! *manages to open his eyes* ...G-Gaara....!!! Please st-stop dattebayooo~! *moans*

Gaara: *stops*

Naruto: *flops like he's dead*

Gaara: You still have to keep the sand in there or you suffer a penalty...
Gaara: *face goes back to blank in an instant*

Naruto: Y-you're cruel...!!! *very red* I-I say end game!!! It'll be three rounds when Neji picks the next person dattebayo!!!

neji: - finally stops giggling for a minute - wow . .

Gaara:...you give?

Naruto: N-no!!! There's still one more person for three rounds!!! NEJI PICK SOMEONE PLEASE!

neji: naruto, truth or dare?

Naruto: *manages to sit up* Ah, um... t-truth dattebayo!

neji: ...is it true you like someone here on the island?

Gaara: *tilts his head at Naruto*...

Naruto: ... *ears tint red* ...I-I like a lot of people here! I have a good amount of friends dattebayo!

Gaara: *tilts his head at Naruto*...

Naruto: ... *ears tint red* ...I-I like a lot of people here! I have a good amount of friends dattebayo!

neji: ...you know what i mean, naruto.

Naruto: Ehhhh~
Naruto: ...Well, um...
Naruto: ...Y-yes. .__.

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Re: TRUTH OR DARE (script format) orenaruttebayo May 8 2009, 08:53:56 UTC
ROUND THREE CONTINUED:

neji: - smiles all triumphant like - alright then.

Gaara: You're not going to ask who?

Naruto: *trying to make Gaara STFU* W-WELL OKAY THEN! End game, yeah? I have more games planned!

Gaara: *starts putting his clothes back on*

neji: ...weell . . who is it then?

Gaara: *removes the sand from his clothes slowly*

Naruto: hsfahklehjhjg ///// ....

Naruto: Y-you already asked a question dattebayo!

neji: ...so?

Gaara: *gathers it in a ball and holds it in his hands*

Naruto: ...S-so that's it!

neji: ...who is it?

Gaara: I want to know...

neji: yeah, tell us!

Naruto: ...////... Wh-why i should I?!

neji: ...because i asked. - nodnod -

Gaara:...please?

Naruto: .....I-I can't.

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