nasu is dead forever

Aug 09, 2010 22:21

Who: Madotsuki and Kaiba
What: Any game but NASU is a good game
Where: Carpal Tunnel Arcade
When: Earlier today
Warnings: None, really, though I do swear a lot in my narration… :X

For the past God-knows-how-long, the only game Madotsuki has had access to is NASU. NASU is a game in which the player character runs around catching eggplants in its mouth. One eggplant missed is an instant game over. Consider how long Madotsuki had spent shut in her apartment, with that as the only entertainment. She didn't get any channels on TV. She didn't bother to read any of her books.

It's a wonder she didn't go mad from goddamn NASU alone.

Anyway, after riding the Bicycle through the city for quite some time (maps? Who uses maps?), Madotsuki remembers that she intended to stop by the arcade. The memory of NASU instantly fills her with gamer's frustration. How awful that game is. How downright evil. Madotsuki longs for a good game - a fighter game, an RPG, anything - and immediately starts looking for the arcade. Thankfully, it's not far.

Madotsuki un-equips the Bicycle at the door of the arcade and pulls it open. A rush of cool air escapes through the opening. All good arcades should be air-conditioned. The door shuts behind her, and she takes in all the glowing, beeping, oh-so-seductive games sprinkled throughout the building.

Glee. Of course, it doesn't show on her face, but Madotsuki is happier than a happy thing. Finally, a break from NASU. No more eggplants.

… Madotsuki doesn't really know how to get tokens for these glorious games. It's like a brick wall between her and bliss. A chasm between her and civilization. A Toriningen between her and an effect. It must be defeated.

So Madotsuki approaches the counter and shouts, "KAIIIBAAA."

madotsuki, seto kaiba

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