2 short storys.
ok, so im going to post 2 of my short storys that i wrote a while back, let me know what you think.
story number 1.
Happy Husband.
Whenever my wife runs away, i want to drive into a wall. today was the last day she will run away from me. when she comes home today she will have a surpise. now to put my plan into effect. i walked into the bathroom to see the last thing i ever bought her, her favorte perfume "lucky you". how ironic i thought that her favorte perfume was called "lucky you", at this moment im not feeling as lucky. i rumaged thought the medicane cabenit to find the medical tape and cholraphoum that i had hide there. i grabbed them out and hunted franitcly for a wash cloth to use for my plan. when i found it on the cold smooth tile floor i realized this too will be my fate laying helplessly on the tile. i coverd the wash cloth with the chorlaphorm and ready the tape. i took one last look at myself in the mirror and smiled. i taped the wash cloth to my face and inhaled deeply. i started to feel tipsy and i barly felt my head hit the side of the bathtub as i fell. the last thoughts running though my mind as the smooth tile started to fill with blood red liquid from the gash in my head was, "lucky me, HA lucky you"
story number 2.
Paint the town pink
when i am in a neon pink mood, it normally means im drunker then hell. tonight was the firs and las night for the color pink. For I john Dee am on a quest to eleminate the color ponk. Pink has been mocking me since i can remember, with all its pinkness. i thought to myself i must destroy it. BUT how does one destroy a color let alone a color as powerful and deadly as pink. for months i planed and plotted. just how was i going to do this? there must be something i can do but what? then it one day in the middle of the night it came to me. KILL the Pink Panther, that freakish pink panther beast must die. To arms i yelled to myself. i grabed my spork and ran out the door. Where to find him? i thought. THE ZOO! To the zoo i ran, with a bucket of paint and spork in hand. at the zoo i threw the pink paint onto the normal panther and dove in at it with my trusty spork in hand. needless to say the panther won the battle BUT I will win the war on pink.
im proud of these 2 storys, think they are really interesting, and shows my darker evil side. ^^
let me know what you all think.
story number 1.
Happy Husband.
Whenever my wife runs away, i want to drive into a wall. today was the last day she will run away from me. when she comes home today she will have a surpise. now to put my plan into effect. i walked into the bathroom to see the last thing i ever bought her, her favorte perfume "lucky you". how ironic i thought that her favorte perfume was called "lucky you", at this moment im not feeling as lucky. i rumaged thought the medicane cabenit to find the medical tape and cholraphoum that i had hide there. i grabbed them out and hunted franitcly for a wash cloth to use for my plan. when i found it on the cold smooth tile floor i realized this too will be my fate laying helplessly on the tile. i coverd the wash cloth with the chorlaphorm and ready the tape. i took one last look at myself in the mirror and smiled. i taped the wash cloth to my face and inhaled deeply. i started to feel tipsy and i barly felt my head hit the side of the bathtub as i fell. the last thoughts running though my mind as the smooth tile started to fill with blood red liquid from the gash in my head was, "lucky me, HA lucky you"
story number 2.
Paint the town pink
when i am in a neon pink mood, it normally means im drunker then hell. tonight was the firs and las night for the color pink. For I john Dee am on a quest to eleminate the color ponk. Pink has been mocking me since i can remember, with all its pinkness. i thought to myself i must destroy it. BUT how does one destroy a color let alone a color as powerful and deadly as pink. for months i planed and plotted. just how was i going to do this? there must be something i can do but what? then it one day in the middle of the night it came to me. KILL the Pink Panther, that freakish pink panther beast must die. To arms i yelled to myself. i grabed my spork and ran out the door. Where to find him? i thought. THE ZOO! To the zoo i ran, with a bucket of paint and spork in hand. at the zoo i threw the pink paint onto the normal panther and dove in at it with my trusty spork in hand. needless to say the panther won the battle BUT I will win the war on pink.
im proud of these 2 storys, think they are really interesting, and shows my darker evil side. ^^
let me know what you all think.