Books I Have Yet to Write

[salisbury]

I manage quality assurance at a small software company, and last December I created a series of test cases for a project we were working on. We make software for librarians, so all of the cases were fake books.

Dull so far, I know. Stay with me.

I reviewed the cases a couple days ago and wondered if anyone else in the company was remotely amused by the titles of my fake books.

A random sampling:

But That Child Punched Me First
Death by Doughnuts: Delicious
Elbow Greased: a Love Story
The Fastest Turtle (Still Wasn't Fast Enough)
Gremlins Ruined My Christmas Celebration
I Never Noticed Her Adam's Apple
Pantsed by Penguins
She Danced Away Her Dysentery
The Waiter Was a Muppet
Zero Gravity Restrooms and You

I should have titled one Staving Off Boredom While On the Clock.