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HAPPY BIRTHDAY lakeeffectgirl / MOLLYYYYYY!!!!!!!
I WAS GOING TO WRITE FIC IN HONOR OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, OH NO BUT HOCKEY??? AND THEN I WAS LIKE NO, I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS! AND IT TOTALLY TURNED OUT GREAT! :D?
HOCKEY GUY #1: OH NO WE ARE NAKED IN THE LOCKER ROOM, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE! WE SHOULD HURRY IF WE WANT TO GET TO THE BAR BEFORE OUR TEAMMATES ALL GET DRUNK.
HOCKEY GUY #2: WHY WOULD WE GO TO THE BAR? WE ARE OLD AND MARRIED. TO EACH OTHER. AND ALSO TO HOCKEY. WAIT TECHNICALLY AREN'T WE CHEATING ON HOCKEY WITH EACH OTHER?
HOCKEY GUY #1: ...YES. STOP TALKING AND GET YOUR CAR KEYS.
They go HOME. There is a DOG. Because they are married.
HOCKEY GUY #1: IS THIS YOUR DOG OR MINE? I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS WHICH. MAYBE I SHOULD GOOGLE THAT BEFORE WE KEEP GOING.
HOCKEY GUY #2: NO, I KNOW THE ANSWER. IT'S OUR DOG. BECAUSE MARRIED. LET'S GO IN THE BEDROOM AND BONE TO CELEBRATE WINNING THE GAME!
HOCKEY GUY #1: OKAY!
They go MAKE OUT and then FALL ASLEEP ON TOP OF THE COVERS even though google says they are both 27 and NOT ACTUALLY OLD AT ALL???
AND THEN THEY PLAYED HOCKEY AND WERE MARRIED FOREVER THE END!
I WAS GOING TO WRITE FIC IN HONOR OF YOUR BIRTHDAY, BUT THEN I WAS LIKE, OH NO BUT HOCKEY??? AND THEN I WAS LIKE NO, I CAN TOTALLY DO THIS! AND IT TOTALLY TURNED OUT GREAT! :D?
HOCKEY GUY #1: OH NO WE ARE NAKED IN THE LOCKER ROOM, AND EVERYONE ELSE IS GONE! WE SHOULD HURRY IF WE WANT TO GET TO THE BAR BEFORE OUR TEAMMATES ALL GET DRUNK.
HOCKEY GUY #2: WHY WOULD WE GO TO THE BAR? WE ARE OLD AND MARRIED. TO EACH OTHER. AND ALSO TO HOCKEY. WAIT TECHNICALLY AREN'T WE CHEATING ON HOCKEY WITH EACH OTHER?
HOCKEY GUY #1: ...YES. STOP TALKING AND GET YOUR CAR KEYS.
They go HOME. There is a DOG. Because they are married.
HOCKEY GUY #1: IS THIS YOUR DOG OR MINE? I CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS WHICH. MAYBE I SHOULD GOOGLE THAT BEFORE WE KEEP GOING.
HOCKEY GUY #2: NO, I KNOW THE ANSWER. IT'S OUR DOG. BECAUSE MARRIED. LET'S GO IN THE BEDROOM AND BONE TO CELEBRATE WINNING THE GAME!
HOCKEY GUY #1: OKAY!
They go MAKE OUT and then FALL ASLEEP ON TOP OF THE COVERS even though google says they are both 27 and NOT ACTUALLY OLD AT ALL???
AND THEN THEY PLAYED HOCKEY AND WERE MARRIED FOREVER THE END!