(43) I'm a lady, really!
Holy smokes! I've never seen a person somersault over the ground so fast.
So I had a shoplifter today - though I don't know anything about a guy with a crown - and he got the Kitty Dropkick. What was really interesting is that, as Peke said the other day, the wings on my hat actually work! It really helped to propel my dropkick a little better, and ...
God, I hope the guy's at least conscious now. He had to be dragged out of the Marketplace by a couple of people. I didn't kick him THAT hard in the back of the head, but I guess the wings did help me hit a little harder and faster.
S-sorry Mr. Thief, but seriously, don't steal from me ever again, okay? It really messes with my weekly inventory check and this job puts food on the table. If you play nice and pay like everyone else, I won't use your head as a springboard. ♥
So I had a shoplifter today - though I don't know anything about a guy with a crown - and he got the Kitty Dropkick. What was really interesting is that, as Peke said the other day, the wings on my hat actually work! It really helped to propel my dropkick a little better, and ...
God, I hope the guy's at least conscious now. He had to be dragged out of the Marketplace by a couple of people. I didn't kick him THAT hard in the back of the head, but I guess the wings did help me hit a little harder and faster.
S-sorry Mr. Thief, but seriously, don't steal from me ever again, okay? It really messes with my weekly inventory check and this job puts food on the table. If you play nice and pay like everyone else, I won't use your head as a springboard. ♥