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salendola

A step too far

May 30, 2006 12:14

I finally succeeded in injuring myself. I'm walking down the stairs, a bit to close to the inside (stairs go round, so very little stair to walk on if you stray to far to the inside). Anyway, I miss-step about two steps before I'm down, and I fall. So my ankle hates me now, ever since yesterday-evening. It's not blue/green/purple yet, but I'm sure ( Read more... )

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shinaisarai May 30 2006, 19:44:20 UTC

:O Is Willem Dafoe short? I thought he was real tall. :D Brad Dourif I can imagine as short though. You been obsessed with Brad Dourif too?? Yay, he rocks!

I think Willem Dafoe will be in this new movie called American Skillz or some shit like dat. Far as I know this move will make jokes on George W. Bush's account, ... So I can't WAIT to see it!

Ankle injuries suck :[ you better tread carefully for a while, cos one ankle injury begets another! Ankles are treacherous body parts. I hope there aren't any pain involved. :]

salendola May 31 2006, 11:53:48 UTC

he...hehe...hehehehahahHAHAHAHAHAHA! I loves you, I does! Movie's called American Dreamz, but I like your version better. It sounds much more interesting, and would fit nicely on my shelf next to Shaving Private Bryan and Free the Willy. XD

shinaisarai May 31 2006, 11:58:29 UTC

ROFLERS! :D "Shaving Private Bryan" ... XD

salendola May 31 2006, 12:09:20 UTC

There's also Shaving Ryans Privates. Depends on what version you prefer, really.

shinaisarai May 31 2006, 12:24:57 UTC

HAHAH! Well the latter makes more sense. :D This is beginning to sound like Abe's porn collection!

salendola May 31 2006, 12:40:02 UTC

Yeah. Willem once made a movie with Madonna, called Body of Evidence. In this horrid creation, Madonna's character was accused of humping her husband to death, and Willem's character has to defend her. Of course, the poor man gets drawn in by the ho-bag, and they perform all kinds of kinky sex, including her pooring hot wax over his private parts.

...I couldn't bring myself to see it. Poor Willem! I HATE MADONNA! HOW COULD SHE DO THAT TO MY WILLEM!

shinaisarai May 31 2006, 13:14:46 UTC

OMGOMGOMG! I ... I ... I wanna see it!! :D Hahaha, that sounds like fun? In a really bad movie, Basic Instinct 2 kinda way? (That really sounds like Basic Instinct 2 ... and with Madonna? Free me, God! o_o)

salendola May 31 2006, 20:04:09 UTC

*cold wind a blowin'* but...she commits...horrid...sexual...acts...with my...Willem...fgndghdftklhjfg

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*giggle* It's just jealousy, really.n___o

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