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[salemsaysfyou]

one time i was at a private school..and it cost like fuckin $4,000 a year to go there. yeah so we were the shit kids because we didnt have fuckin guess jeans or anything.and uh i was walking into the fuckin lunch room under the fuckin...uhh what the fuck is that called??(awnying?) the awnying and i happend to look up just for a second..and as i happened to look up a bird shit in my eye..HEY did you get a shirt from old navy?(old muther fuckin navy!) yeah i knew you did dude! rrright on hell yeah,bitch!

-queerest but the most funniest story ever.