the daddies are home.
they're back from the birthday party for Daddy #2. It was supposed to be a surprise, I think, but Daddy #2 told me about it, so I don't think it was a surprise to _him_.
Daddy #1 brought me a piece of cake. It has pink frosting on it. Of course, I won't actually have it - I have to think of my figure, after all. It takes work to keep being the prettiest.
They're having a "bubble bath" now. I don't know what to think about them, sometimes. I mean, I saw that thing once, and at first it seems fine - all fluffy and white and pretty with bubbles! Bubbles are fun. But you know what? Underneath that fluffy stuff is a big bunch of _water_! And they _sit_ in it! And when they get out, they're all soggy and silly. I mean, I've _seen_ them lick each other. Don't they get clean enough that way? They're crazy, my daddies are.
But I love them anyway.
Think I'll go curl up on the pillow and wait for them to be done. They'll probably want to give me some oogies before bed.
I think I need a "daddies" icon. I wonder if Daddy #1 has Photoshop installed on this thing. . .
Daddy #1 brought me a piece of cake. It has pink frosting on it. Of course, I won't actually have it - I have to think of my figure, after all. It takes work to keep being the prettiest.
They're having a "bubble bath" now. I don't know what to think about them, sometimes. I mean, I saw that thing once, and at first it seems fine - all fluffy and white and pretty with bubbles! Bubbles are fun. But you know what? Underneath that fluffy stuff is a big bunch of _water_! And they _sit_ in it! And when they get out, they're all soggy and silly. I mean, I've _seen_ them lick each other. Don't they get clean enough that way? They're crazy, my daddies are.
But I love them anyway.
Think I'll go curl up on the pillow and wait for them to be done. They'll probably want to give me some oogies before bed.
I think I need a "daddies" icon. I wonder if Daddy #1 has Photoshop installed on this thing. . .