Oh, dreams. How they taunt me so...
You'd assume that someone of my age would spend their nights dreaming "normal" male dreams. But no, not me. What a wonderful dream, though, I will admit. Me, happy, in some kind of stable relationship. With whom, I'll never say, far too embarrassing and unrealistic.
I find it funny, is all, and it's why I'm posting now, that my longing for companionship has finally started to manifest in my dreams. Luckily the WoW themed dreams have not yet happened, though i know it's gone too far when the day comes.
Friends online have stolen my word, STOLEN! the thieves, and are now using it against me. One night of drunken gaming, talking of my "emotrons" instead of emotions have led me to be called the Emotron himself. That's right, I'm a robot, with emotions. I feed on sarcasm and the suffering of others, all to fuel my power cells. Good times.
Sleep now, perhaps to dream, though I do hope not. Fantasy worlds not under my control aren't the kind of fun I'm looking for.
I find it funny, is all, and it's why I'm posting now, that my longing for companionship has finally started to manifest in my dreams. Luckily the WoW themed dreams have not yet happened, though i know it's gone too far when the day comes.
Friends online have stolen my word, STOLEN! the thieves, and are now using it against me. One night of drunken gaming, talking of my "emotrons" instead of emotions have led me to be called the Emotron himself. That's right, I'm a robot, with emotions. I feed on sarcasm and the suffering of others, all to fuel my power cells. Good times.
Sleep now, perhaps to dream, though I do hope not. Fantasy worlds not under my control aren't the kind of fun I'm looking for.