"...giddy as a gang-banger with a set of sutures where his magic Johnson ought to be..."
So, on the subject of that nifty meme that's been running about.
* Take a picture of yourself right now.
* Don’t change your clothes.
* Don’t fix your hair
* Just take a picture.
* Post that picture with no editing. (Except maybe to get the image size down to something reasonable. Don't go posting an eight megapixel image.)
* Include these instructions.
So, I think I may be off to write the story of my life right now, maybe try publishing it. Don't worry, people, for names will be changed.