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[salamandher]

[The comm clicks on to a clipped, annoyed female voice. There are footsteps in the background, and her voice is echoing. She's on the move, but where exactly she's going is anyone's guess, at this point.]

Okay. I get it. Alternate universe, right? I tripped in the shower, fell into the refrigerator, accidentally summoned up a gateway to Cthulhu's

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[autodidacticone]

...you too?

[salamandher]

Be more specific. Me too what?

[autodidacticone]

You usually...accidentally trip into alternate dimensions?

I mean, I always sort of vaguely assumed I wasn't the only one, since empirically there's no reason why I should be, even if going by statistical analysis alone, but I've never met anyone who...

...well, that's a lie, but dead people don't count.

[salamandher]

No. Once there was that thing with mushrooms. Shitake mushrooms, not the other kind.

Yeah, you know? Considering how many people answered this message? You're really not the only one.

[autodidacticone]

I'm pretty sure that this is their first time.

[Except Alice, of course, but Kim likes Alice.]

[salamandher]

Still. Means you're not the only one, doesn't it?

[autodidacticone]

....sure.

[Ugh. People. Why does she TALK to PEOPLE?]

Well, have fun.

[salamandher]

Oh, I will. I'm sure I'll find some kind of horrific adventure somewhere.

[autodidacticone]

Define 'horrific,' in this context?

[salamandher]

A severe lack of bad Chinese takeout.

[autodidacticone]

...

[What.]

[salamandher]

[autodidacticone]

[Don't be too impressed with yourself, it takes basically nothing to freak Kimmi out, socially]

...

[click!]