hey humanity, i'm done.

Jul 02, 2009 20:01

i've just finished dressing salad before the main course, and i turn the tv on. it's WHEEL OF FORTUNE's intellectual hijinks!! FINAL SPIN!

_ O O D - B U R N I N G
S T O V E

six guesses. in a row. there they are:

FOOD-BURNING STOVE, PAT?
..
GOOD-BURNING STOVE?
..
MOOD-BURNING STOVE? OHNO, IT'S HOOD-BURNING STOVE?
..
FOOD-BURNING STOVE? WE SAID THAT ALREADY RIGHT?

and then, some asshole ventured a W. OHMYCHRISTAWOODBURNINGSTOVE. this sure was worth five thousand dollars!

i quit, guys.
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