Nobody will read this...
Nobody will read this... Because everyone is so up in their shit they don't know. Todd's marrying Lisette (who only wants him for the maple syrup reserves that Todd's family owns), Jessica's started graverobbing, Alex has smoked himself silly and forgot how to use a keyboard, Dylan broke his neck playing frisbee, Molly's been killed by her freaky Urkel doll, Helen is now a boozehound, Adam died from eating some nasty European chocolate, and Lizzie starts fights with people in NY. Well I won't stand for this! This is officially the LAST post I will ever make. Goodbye, it's all your fault.