This post is for you Karl ;)
I woke up this morning, yawned, stretched, stumbled into the bathroom and took a nice long piss. After a good brushing of the teeth, I plopped into my chair to check my email and saw Karl telling me to be entertaining.
Am I a CLOWN here to AMUSE you?! I have FEELINGS you know! I'm not just something you point and laugh at! *cries sad clown tears*
Then I had some chocolatey milk and felt better. Then my sister called to remind me that I promised to go to a family dinner at my parents tonight. And then I asked "Why the hell are you calling me at 6:30 in the morning?!?!" It's times like this when I should run away to join the circus. Of course then I would be a clown and I would HAVE to entertain people.
Ah. New Zealand in the fall.
Am I a CLOWN here to AMUSE you?! I have FEELINGS you know! I'm not just something you point and laugh at! *cries sad clown tears*
Then I had some chocolatey milk and felt better. Then my sister called to remind me that I promised to go to a family dinner at my parents tonight. And then I asked "Why the hell are you calling me at 6:30 in the morning?!?!" It's times like this when I should run away to join the circus. Of course then I would be a clown and I would HAVE to entertain people.
Ah. New Zealand in the fall.