Jan 24, 2006 00:14
no matter how hard i scrub my fingernails, they always get dirty after a day in manhattan.
and no matter how hard i try, i can't shake this horrible, re-occurring dream of a threesome with colin ferrel. he is such an asshole, even in my dreams, telling everyone what to do and not allowing kissing. ugh! no wonder i don't sleep anymore.
can one still buy jager with deer's blood, or is it a thing of the past? my jager would taste 30x better with some fucking deer's blood. and a hot dog.