proof that god is a woman lol
ok first of all look at the weather it can never make up its mind just like a woman. its raining for 5 mins. then its sunny then raining again. and people always say mother nature not father nature.
people call Florida the male part of the US. just like a woman to hit a guy below the belt.
God made Adam first just like a woman to make a man first but God could not please Adam so she made Eve for him. God did all this stuff for Adam and still got crap from him. God got jealous of Eve and tricked her and got her kicked out.
God is always pissed at man not woman at man gee I wonder why.
if none of this sounds like God is a woman then I don't know what will. lol
p.s.: I didn't come up with this my friend did and he's a guy. ^_^
people call Florida the male part of the US. just like a woman to hit a guy below the belt.
God made Adam first just like a woman to make a man first but God could not please Adam so she made Eve for him. God did all this stuff for Adam and still got crap from him. God got jealous of Eve and tricked her and got her kicked out.
God is always pissed at man not woman at man gee I wonder why.
if none of this sounds like God is a woman then I don't know what will. lol
p.s.: I didn't come up with this my friend did and he's a guy. ^_^