Nov 18, 2008 22:13
Pheromone Injections
Unsure whether you actually want to smell like a desperate middle-aged nerd, you eventually decide to give Pheromone Injections a shot because they seem less invasive than, for example, a bloody big laser bolted to your head.
After trying them out on some passing Midgets, you jump in the shower and scrub yourself until you bleed. But nothing can take away what happened, and nothing can stop these pheromones from leaking out of your midget-stained skin. You dirty bitch.