full VIP ROOM dream here
I decided to just use a new post instead because I'm so lazy to edit the previous one. heh =P And I only decided to write out the full thing becuase Aishah requested it. Then again, other than Aishah, I don't think there are anybody else who would read my LJ anyways.
Points to Note: This entry is a full 30 minutes(around there) worth of talk. Everything that I "see" in my dream is fully created by my unconscious mind only. I am equally clueless and pretty much don't know what is about to happen. Also, I can't "see" myself. "I" am a blurred image D: Grey colour are my thoughts.
Obviously, I am the guest. =D
Impressions of each member:
1. 相葉くんの印象は： アイバカ *Oi!*
2. 大野くんの印象は： バカワイイ *his weird stare*
3. 二宮くんの印象は： 全部ができる。 *どう言う事?*
4. 松本くんの印象は： セクシー *everybody: woo~!*
5. 櫻井くんの印象は： 頭がいい *Ooo..*
Today, we have this guest!
*advertisement: Kono bangumi wa Unilever to koran no suponsaa no tenkyou de okurishimasu*
(WTH. I even "watched" this in my dream?! It is even necessary..??)
Short-hair Orthello woman: Today we have this person as our guest!
*audience claps hands*
Aiba: ちょっと待ってよ！「アイバカ」って何だよ？！
Me: あぁ～ それは.. あの、「Aの嵐」が見たことありますよ。
(And after this my mind couldn't translate anymore into Japanese.)
Me: The way Aiba does his experiments from the start *A no Arashi pose* all the way till the end, is cute.. but the experiments are sometimes stupid. This makes Aiba "AiBaka" that is unique only to Aiba.
Aiba: I don't know how to react to this..
Sho: At least it is still better than Ohno's "BaKawaii" right?
Ohno: *stares/glare that he always does*
Me: Ohno's gestures are stupid but cute at times that makes it just Ohno. For instance his glare/stare now is "BaKawaii".
*everyone looks at ohno*
Ohno: *nods a little* Maa~
Jun: But for me..?
Me: It is obvious right? Jun is sexy..
The 4 boys: Iya iya.. *all surrounds Jun, brushing off dust and what not, with the I-am-your-rival face*
Me: But sexy is not my type.
Jun: Oi~?!?!
Orthello woman: Jya, Sakurai-kun's impression is the best ne?
Sho: *Awkward reactions since he doesn't get praised much*
Me: Sou ne.
*Captions at the bottom right hand corner: That's it?*
*Cut to everyone sitting on the couch*
Othello woman: Once again, let's welcome the guest! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Othello woman: In the very first place, do you have a favourite in Arashi?
Me: Ma.. Kind of ne -
Cut off by Nino: Then let's all go home! She already decided ne! *looking away from me, faces camera* Let's just say the conclusion now.
Me: Iya! I will be fair in my choosing..
Othello woman: In the first place, you have never met Arashi in your private life before deshou? Is this your first time?
Me: Sou desu yo. In the first place, I am honoured to be able to be sitting here in between Arashi, even though I have never went to any of their LIVES before.
5 of them: Arigatou gozaimasu!
Me: Ano.. Can I make a request?
Sho: You can request for anything. You are our guest in the first place.
*Captions at bottom right hand corner: Very gentlemanly*
Me: Can I ask for a change in seating arrangement? I want Aiba and Jun to seat at the corners.
*Audience: Ehhh~?!*
Jun: Aren't you already making us your enemy?
Aiba: I haven't said anything that has offended you..
Me: Um.. I have 2 friends who are very special to me. Us 3 kind of found out about Arashi together. One of them likes Matsumoto-san a lot. And the other likes Aiba-san a lot. So, I want to make sure they get what they want.
Jun: "Get what they want?"
Me: Can I explain in detail? We each have a person we like and since then, have never changed, although we might have wavered at a point in time or another. Friend A likes Aiba and Friend B likes Jun. We kind of pretend that the guy we choose is our boyfriend and "affairs" are strictly not allowed.
All 5 boys: *bursting in laughter*
*Captions: Thinking dirty*
Jun: Jya, wakatta..
Aiba: Arashi's fangirls like to do that ne.. Pretending..
Jun: Arashi's fangirls are scary ne?
Me: *Points finger at Jun* Don't look down on Arashi's fans.
*Roar of laughter*
*Captions: Don't look down on Arashi's fans!*
*Change seats*
Note: Now I'm in between Nino and Sho =D
*New Title: Characteristics of the Ideal Man*
Othello woman: What characteristics in a guy would you give him a point up?
Me: Point up would be.. High education level..
(Happy Sho)
Me: Able to cook..
Jun: Eh? You can't?
Me: Dekinai.. um.. Someone with a special capability that is quite different from when you first look at him..
Matsushima: Ah.. Hidden talent ne..
Sho: Ohno type?
Me: Maa.. Sou desu.. and, someone good with kids..
Aiba: *claps hands* Ah! I know the pattern!
Me: And~...
Aiba: Someone who does magic?
Jun: Oi! You are rude to the guest!
Me: Someone who is able to do do housework..
Nino: Eh?!
Othello: That means you like a character from each of them ne..
Me: Yeah.. When you are an Arashi fan, it is hard to choose.. In terms of actions,
Aiba: Oh-!
Nino: Why are you so excited?
Me: I have always seen it in dramas, but I would like the guy to do this to me too.. When I am crying,
Sho: Why should you be crying?
Nino: Shut up. Let her talk.
Sho: Sumimasen.
Me: the guy goes up to me and wipes away my tears with both his hands. It's like his hands are so big for my face, but he gently wipes my tears away.. KYA~!
Othello woman: You said earlier that you like someone from Arashi.. Do you mind naming who?
Me: *Shy* Ehhhhhh~ Yada..
Audience: Ehhhhhhhh~~~?!!
Me: *Irritated* Jya, then you come up here and tell them in their face, the person you like!
*Captions: Seems familiar..*
Sho: Wasn't that..? Wasn't that..?!
Nino: I think I can relax..
Me: But actually I can't decide between the Yama Pair.
Nino: Eh excuse me. Yama Pair?
Othello woman: It seems that our guest today has a short form for members of Arashi.
Me: Yeah, in the International Arashi fanbase,
(Sho: "International"?!)
Me: names for pairings are given, for example, "Juntoshi" would be Matsumoto-san and Ohno-san, or "Sakuraiba" would be Sakurai-san and Aiba-san.
Nino: Jya, me?
Me: There are many pairs, so those that include you can be called "Ohmiya" or "Sakumiya" or "Matsumiya".. There are many..
Sho: Eh? I don't get it..
Jun: So how exactly do you use these pairing names?
Me: *serious tone/mode* For example.. Usually after discovering more about Arashi, the fan will be left between 2 boys to choose from. And the problem comes in when she can't decide between the two. So that is when she says something like,"My favourite in Arashi is MatsuAi." But there is also another case of using the pairing names, and that is when she likes to see brotherly love in Arashi.. For example, if we see Aiba stroking Ohno's hair,
Aiba: *strokes Ohno's head like a dog*
Me: then we might say,"Kyaaa~!! Its OhBa!"
*all the 5 burst out laughing again; Jun with the biggest laughing reaction*
Ohno: That is the funniest thing I heard today.
Sho: Ah! He spoke!
Aiba: But that sounds like an "old woman" (Obasan).. Riida, we have to come up with a better name for ourselves..
Ohno: "AiNo"?
*Laughs*
Nino: Stop it already.. You make it sound like some new IPod product..
*Captions: INo*
Sho: Jya, what is "Yama Pair"? There is none of our names inside..
Jun: I thought affairs are not allowed?
Me: The pair that I like does not include Matsumoto-san or Aiba-san. } - said at the same time
Nino: Whoever it is, it isn't Matsujun or Aiba-chan.. }
*Kicks his leg high and crosses it over the other*
*Captions: Full of confidence*
Me: For, Yama Pair.. I won't say, you have to figure it out for yourselves..
Audience: Ehhhhhhhhhhh??!!!!
Nino: She will have to say who her favourite one is today anyways.. You can't run away from this one ♥ *Bobs his head to the right*
*New Title: The Ideal Date*
Othello woman: Do you have an ideal date?
Me: Yes. But it varies for different people.
Matsushima: Oh, for example, if you are with Sakurai-kun, you would want your date to go this way.. But if you are going out with Nino, you would want the date to go like that..?
Me: Yes.. Yeah.. But truthfully, I have never went on dates before.
Audience: Ehhhh~~?!
Aiba: How old are you?
Me: 22 years old. (I can't imagine being famous enough to be called by Arashi in 4 years' time)
Aiba: Jya, you have never ever went on a date before?
Me: Nai.
Sho: That makes you as innocent as Satoshi-chan.
Ohno: Yoroshiku ne. ♥
Jun: But have you ever fallen in love with someone before? Like, have you ever waited for someone to ask you out?
Me: I have fallen for someone. And I do wait for him to ask me out. But he is just too high up there, that it is impossible..
Sho: Ah. I understand that feeling.
Nino: As expected of the most unromantic person.
*Caption on Sho's picture: Unromantic person of Arashi*
Sho: *nod nod*
Matsushima: But you are surrounded by many guys right? Do you not fall for them?
Othello woman: Ah, yes. I forgot to mention earlier that our guest today took the Aerospace Technology course when she was younger.
Jun: *awed face, making the "Uwa~!" mouth movement*
Sho: And yet you still don't fall for them?
Me: ...
Sho: You are awake right?
Me: *snaps back into the world* Huh? Yes.. I'm sorry.. Recently I have been staying up late to study..
Nino: You were spacing out like Oh-chan. Ne, Oh-chan? Except that Oh-chan fishes instead. Ne, Oh-chan!
Ohno: ...
Aiba: *shakes Ohno wildly* Oi! Wake up!
Ohno: What?! I am awake!
Nino: *points to Ohno* This guy can sleep with his eyes open.
Sho: As I was saying, if you have so many guys around you, how come you do not fall for them?
Me: Because at 16 years old, I decided on the man I like, and since then I can't see any other guys as competitors, until recently, it so happens that his competitor is from the same group..
Nino: This battle is pretty intense.. Ne, Oh-chan..
Ohno: Ah. Hai.
Jun: Oi! Look a bit more interested will you?
Othello woman: Can you describe a date scene with the specific type of guy you like?
Me: Ehhehh~?! *starts to bit lip; shy* For an Ohno-type of person,
(Nino: Ah! She started with Oh-chan first..)
Me: After work ends, and we are on the way home.. We happen to walk along the same road.. There is a beautiful sunset and I decide to sit down at a bench along the road. The guy is a bit lost; not knowing whether to sit or to stand or to walk home on his own. And then he decides to sit to my right instead, steals glances at me, wanting to say something, but in the end does not. I on the other hand would be staring at the sunset, oblivious to him, holding on to the bench like this. *hands holding the end of the bench seat* The guy slowly moves his right hand closer to my left hand, and finally holds mine in his. We look at each other shyly, but we understood each other and look back at the sunset. There is an awkward silence, and suddenly at a random time, he says,
"Omae no koto ga suki da."
Nino: As expected from Riida.
Ohno: I haven't done anything yet!
Nino: But it is obviously your style..
Othello woman: Ah.. The shy kind of boy ne..
Me: For a Sakurai-type of person,
(Sho: Ah! Here it is!)
Me: Again, we are walking along the same road, and he suddenly stops in his tracks. I stopped also to look back in case something happened, saying," Is there something wrong?" But before I managed to finish that line, he hugged me while saying,
"Omae no koto ga suki da."
Jun: Isn't that kind of forceful?
Me: It is coming from a guy who isn't normally romantic, so he doesn't seem to be thinking properly at the moment. To get something so rare as this, is something I like.
Sho: *In his awfully low tone* Ah.. I see..
Me: The main point would be when I am talking but he hugged me halfway. The feeling would be great.
Matsushima: *nods nods* The "Kyun" feeling ne. I know..
Me: Then for the Ninomiya-type,
(Aiba: So many!)
Me: The guy shows me a magic trick.
(Nino: As expected of me.)
Me: First, he tells me that the magic trick that he is about to show me is one that he just fully mastered, and will show me first before showing it to others. He gets me to choose a card and remember it. And I am required to place it back into the deck. He does shuffling and everything, and then he takes out 4 cards and unveils them one by one. At the last card, he flips, and it is the same card as the one that I took earlier, BUT has the words "Suki desu." on it.
Nino: That is impossible.. There is no way I can do that..
Me: And I act as if it is no big deal and walk towards the front door.
Sho: Uwa.. Poor guy..
Me: But just before I leave the room, I pull out a trump card and throw it towards him from where I was standing. I leave the room and wait for him to chase me while he reads what I wrote on the card. On the card it says "Atashi mo anata no koto suki desu."
Aiba: So that means you must always be carrying that card around?
Me: If it is for the guy I like, why not?
Nino: That trick is imposible. No way.
Aiba: What if you forgot to remove the card from your clothes, and you wash it with the rest of your -
Ohno: *smacks Aiba's head*
Me: And that's all I have.
Jun: Uwa~ We are really not included na..
Aiba: *nods head* Ne..
Me: Sumimasen.
Othello woman: So if you please, let's start! This is Riida-type date. Douzo!
*New Title: Ohno-type*
Note: The whole couch belongs to me and Ohno only =D
*act out that scene*
Note: I could actually "feel" Riida's long, soft hands. And it was a VERY nice feeling =D
- extra part that Riida added on his own -
Ohno: *holds hands*
Me: *shy and look away*
Ohno: *pulls my hand towards him and hugs me*
Audience: KYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa~~~!!!
(Nino: UNEXPECTED!)
Ohno: *while still hugging* Omae no koto ga suki da.
Me: *Is happy!*
Othello woman: How was that?
Me: It was good. Very good. I'm very happy about it.
Nino: There is no way to beat this..
Sho: Strong opponent!
*New Title: Sakurai-type*
*act out the scene*
Othello woman: So how did you find that one?
Me: It was just the way I like it.. From the start to the end..
Othello woman: Now for our last contender -
Nino: Cho- Chotto matte.. My scene is definitely impossible.. I don't konw how to do that kind of -
Jun: So you are quitting?
Ohno: If you do, there are lesser competitors.
*Caption: !!*
Jun: Riida.. When did your character setting change?
Sho: So unexpected!
Nino: I think I will pull out from this one.. I don't even have my trump cards with me now..
*Captions: No confidence*
Matsushima: What happened to the confidence you had just now?
Nino: I think this time around, I will let Riida win.
*New Title: Decision!*
Me: Uwaa~ This is hard ne.
Jun: There are only 2 guys you need to choose from.
Aiba: Since we already know that she won't choose us, can we leave our eyes open?
Othello woman: No.
Me: *walking up and down with a very frustrated face* Can I ask them a question? It is very important in my choosing..
Othello woman: Un. Douzo.
Me: Leave your eyes closed. Those people who can honestly only treat me as a younger sister, please raise your hands.
Jun, Aiba, Sho, Nino: *raises hands*
Audience: Ooo~
Me: Those people who can treat me as a girlfriend, please raise your hands.
Sho: Ah! Shouldn't have raised my hand just now.
Nino: Baka! Now we know you raised your hand just now.
*Very slowly raises his hand*: Ohno
Audience: Eeeehhhhhhhh~~?!!!!
Me: I found my winner already.
Othello woman: Then, hug his shoulders.
Me: *hugs Ohno's shoulders*
Ohno: *throw fits into air*
*Ending song*
Othello woman: Everybody come to the front..
Note: When coming up to the front, I happen to stand at the edge of the line. From right(as seen by the audience), Othello woman, Matsushima, Sho, Nino, Aiba, Jun, Me, Ohno. I don't know how I ended up there either.
Nino: *frustrated face* Uwa~ Today is such an unexpected day..
Sho: I didn't get chosen again today..
Othello woman: In the end, why did you choose Ohno-kun?
Me: He got this extra element to him that comes very rarely,
Sho: The hug?
Me: Un. The hug.. It shows that he has been listening intently to what I was saying, because I mentioned it only when I was talking about Sakurai-types.
Ohno: *Full-of-confidence Stare/Glare at camera*
Jun: Riida. Riida.. That was not needed..
Othello woman: Today 's guest will be realeasing her latest single,
Matsushima: *shows the CD* (This was blurred D:)
Othello woman: that will be available in stores as of today.
Me: *Looks down*
Othello woman: Today Ohno Satoshi-kun was chosen.
Audience: *Claps*
Othello woman: *Turns head towards me* Would you like to say a few words?
Me: *My left hand over my mouth and nose, I turned my head away from the camera towards the couch*
Jun: Eh? What happened? *Goes to look at me*
Sho: *sneaked a peak at my face, mouthed the words "She's crying" to the camera*
Nino: *mouthing, "Bring the camera man over!"*
Camera man: *the guy came over to get a clear picture of my face*
Me: *trying to hide, but wherever I look, it is either cameras, or the faces of Arashi*
Aiba: (to Ohno) *mouthing "It's your chance!"*
Ohno: Eh?!
Nino: *mouthing "Go!"* *Pushes Ohno to me*
Me:*oblivious to all the things that has been occuring around me* Iya.. *trying to act like nothing happened* I'm really sorry for the sudden break down. I'm so happy to be invited on Himitsu no Arashi-chan. It is a fangirl's dream! There were so many emotions flowing until I -
Ohno: *hugs me*
Audience: KYAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!
Ohno: *moves back a little, stares deep into my eyes, leaning forward*
Nino: CUT~!
Jun: *stands in front of Ohno, blocking the camera men view*
Aiba: *stands beside Jun*
Sho: *continues to make a wall beside Aiba*
- END -
OMG. I finally managed to finish it.. YATTA!
What is the name of that Othello woman anyways?
I just realised I didn't write anything about Nino's impression. Maybe I'm not at all interested in him..
I sound sooooo boring.... D:
I have to admit, the last part was very very unexpected.
Because I have loved Sakurai Sho ever since I got sucked into the Arashi Fandom! D8
Please leave your comments since I took 3 days to write this. ^^
Points to Note: This entry is a full 30 minutes(around there) worth of talk. Everything that I "see" in my dream is fully created by my unconscious mind only. I am equally clueless and pretty much don't know what is about to happen. Also, I can't "see" myself. "I" am a blurred image D: Grey colour are my thoughts.
Obviously, I am the guest. =D
Impressions of each member:
1. 相葉くんの印象は： アイバカ *Oi!*
2. 大野くんの印象は： バカワイイ *his weird stare*
3. 二宮くんの印象は： 全部ができる。 *どう言う事?*
4. 松本くんの印象は： セクシー *everybody: woo~!*
5. 櫻井くんの印象は： 頭がいい *Ooo..*
Today, we have this guest!
*advertisement: Kono bangumi wa Unilever to koran no suponsaa no tenkyou de okurishimasu*
(WTH. I even "watched" this in my dream?! It is even necessary..??)
Short-hair Orthello woman: Today we have this person as our guest!
*audience claps hands*
Aiba: ちょっと待ってよ！「アイバカ」って何だよ？！
Me: あぁ～ それは.. あの、「Aの嵐」が見たことありますよ。
(And after this my mind couldn't translate anymore into Japanese.)
Me: The way Aiba does his experiments from the start *A no Arashi pose* all the way till the end, is cute.. but the experiments are sometimes stupid. This makes Aiba "AiBaka" that is unique only to Aiba.
Aiba: I don't know how to react to this..
Sho: At least it is still better than Ohno's "BaKawaii" right?
Ohno: *stares/glare that he always does*
Me: Ohno's gestures are stupid but cute at times that makes it just Ohno. For instance his glare/stare now is "BaKawaii".
*everyone looks at ohno*
Ohno: *nods a little* Maa~
Jun: But for me..?
Me: It is obvious right? Jun is sexy..
The 4 boys: Iya iya.. *all surrounds Jun, brushing off dust and what not, with the I-am-your-rival face*
Me: But sexy is not my type.
Jun: Oi~?!?!
Orthello woman: Jya, Sakurai-kun's impression is the best ne?
Sho: *Awkward reactions since he doesn't get praised much*
Me: Sou ne.
*Captions at the bottom right hand corner: That's it?*
*Cut to everyone sitting on the couch*
Othello woman: Once again, let's welcome the guest! Yoroshiku onegaishimasu!
Othello woman: In the very first place, do you have a favourite in Arashi?
Me: Ma.. Kind of ne -
Cut off by Nino: Then let's all go home! She already decided ne! *looking away from me, faces camera* Let's just say the conclusion now.
Me: Iya! I will be fair in my choosing..
Othello woman: In the first place, you have never met Arashi in your private life before deshou? Is this your first time?
Me: Sou desu yo. In the first place, I am honoured to be able to be sitting here in between Arashi, even though I have never went to any of their LIVES before.
5 of them: Arigatou gozaimasu!
Me: Ano.. Can I make a request?
Sho: You can request for anything. You are our guest in the first place.
*Captions at bottom right hand corner: Very gentlemanly*
Me: Can I ask for a change in seating arrangement? I want Aiba and Jun to seat at the corners.
*Audience: Ehhh~?!*
Jun: Aren't you already making us your enemy?
Aiba: I haven't said anything that has offended you..
Me: Um.. I have 2 friends who are very special to me. Us 3 kind of found out about Arashi together. One of them likes Matsumoto-san a lot. And the other likes Aiba-san a lot. So, I want to make sure they get what they want.
Jun: "Get what they want?"
Me: Can I explain in detail? We each have a person we like and since then, have never changed, although we might have wavered at a point in time or another. Friend A likes Aiba and Friend B likes Jun. We kind of pretend that the guy we choose is our boyfriend and "affairs" are strictly not allowed.
All 5 boys: *bursting in laughter*
*Captions: Thinking dirty*
Jun: Jya, wakatta..
Aiba: Arashi's fangirls like to do that ne.. Pretending..
Jun: Arashi's fangirls are scary ne?
Me: *Points finger at Jun* Don't look down on Arashi's fans.
*Roar of laughter*
*Captions: Don't look down on Arashi's fans!*
*Change seats*
Note: Now I'm in between Nino and Sho =D
*New Title: Characteristics of the Ideal Man*
Othello woman: What characteristics in a guy would you give him a point up?
Me: Point up would be.. High education level..
(Happy Sho)
Me: Able to cook..
Jun: Eh? You can't?
Me: Dekinai.. um.. Someone with a special capability that is quite different from when you first look at him..
Matsushima: Ah.. Hidden talent ne..
Sho: Ohno type?
Me: Maa.. Sou desu.. and, someone good with kids..
Aiba: *claps hands* Ah! I know the pattern!
Me: And~...
Aiba: Someone who does magic?
Jun: Oi! You are rude to the guest!
Me: Someone who is able to do do housework..
Nino: Eh?!
Othello: That means you like a character from each of them ne..
Me: Yeah.. When you are an Arashi fan, it is hard to choose.. In terms of actions,
Aiba: Oh-!
Nino: Why are you so excited?
Me: I have always seen it in dramas, but I would like the guy to do this to me too.. When I am crying,
Sho: Why should you be crying?
Nino: Shut up. Let her talk.
Sho: Sumimasen.
Me: the guy goes up to me and wipes away my tears with both his hands. It's like his hands are so big for my face, but he gently wipes my tears away.. KYA~!
Othello woman: You said earlier that you like someone from Arashi.. Do you mind naming who?
Me: *Shy* Ehhhhhh~ Yada..
Audience: Ehhhhhhhh~~~?!!
Me: *Irritated* Jya, then you come up here and tell them in their face, the person you like!
*Captions: Seems familiar..*
Sho: Wasn't that..? Wasn't that..?!
Nino: I think I can relax..
Me: But actually I can't decide between the Yama Pair.
Nino: Eh excuse me. Yama Pair?
Othello woman: It seems that our guest today has a short form for members of Arashi.
Me: Yeah, in the International Arashi fanbase,
(Sho: "International"?!)
Me: names for pairings are given, for example, "Juntoshi" would be Matsumoto-san and Ohno-san, or "Sakuraiba" would be Sakurai-san and Aiba-san.
Nino: Jya, me?
Me: There are many pairs, so those that include you can be called "Ohmiya" or "Sakumiya" or "Matsumiya".. There are many..
Sho: Eh? I don't get it..
Jun: So how exactly do you use these pairing names?
Me: *serious tone/mode* For example.. Usually after discovering more about Arashi, the fan will be left between 2 boys to choose from. And the problem comes in when she can't decide between the two. So that is when she says something like,"My favourite in Arashi is MatsuAi." But there is also another case of using the pairing names, and that is when she likes to see brotherly love in Arashi.. For example, if we see Aiba stroking Ohno's hair,
Aiba: *strokes Ohno's head like a dog*
Me: then we might say,"Kyaaa~!! Its OhBa!"
*all the 5 burst out laughing again; Jun with the biggest laughing reaction*
Ohno: That is the funniest thing I heard today.
Sho: Ah! He spoke!
Aiba: But that sounds like an "old woman" (Obasan).. Riida, we have to come up with a better name for ourselves..
Ohno: "AiNo"?
*Laughs*
Nino: Stop it already.. You make it sound like some new IPod product..
*Captions: INo*
Sho: Jya, what is "Yama Pair"? There is none of our names inside..
Jun: I thought affairs are not allowed?
Me: The pair that I like does not include Matsumoto-san or Aiba-san. } - said at the same time
Nino: Whoever it is, it isn't Matsujun or Aiba-chan.. }
*Kicks his leg high and crosses it over the other*
*Captions: Full of confidence*
Me: For, Yama Pair.. I won't say, you have to figure it out for yourselves..
Audience: Ehhhhhhhhhhh??!!!!
Nino: She will have to say who her favourite one is today anyways.. You can't run away from this one ♥ *Bobs his head to the right*
*New Title: The Ideal Date*
Othello woman: Do you have an ideal date?
Me: Yes. But it varies for different people.
Matsushima: Oh, for example, if you are with Sakurai-kun, you would want your date to go this way.. But if you are going out with Nino, you would want the date to go like that..?
Me: Yes.. Yeah.. But truthfully, I have never went on dates before.
Audience: Ehhhh~~?!
Aiba: How old are you?
Me: 22 years old. (I can't imagine being famous enough to be called by Arashi in 4 years' time)
Aiba: Jya, you have never ever went on a date before?
Me: Nai.
Sho: That makes you as innocent as Satoshi-chan.
Ohno: Yoroshiku ne. ♥
Jun: But have you ever fallen in love with someone before? Like, have you ever waited for someone to ask you out?
Me: I have fallen for someone. And I do wait for him to ask me out. But he is just too high up there, that it is impossible..
Sho: Ah. I understand that feeling.
Nino: As expected of the most unromantic person.
*Caption on Sho's picture: Unromantic person of Arashi*
Sho: *nod nod*
Matsushima: But you are surrounded by many guys right? Do you not fall for them?
Othello woman: Ah, yes. I forgot to mention earlier that our guest today took the Aerospace Technology course when she was younger.
Jun: *awed face, making the "Uwa~!" mouth movement*
Sho: And yet you still don't fall for them?
Me: ...
Sho: You are awake right?
Me: *snaps back into the world* Huh? Yes.. I'm sorry.. Recently I have been staying up late to study..
Nino: You were spacing out like Oh-chan. Ne, Oh-chan? Except that Oh-chan fishes instead. Ne, Oh-chan!
Ohno: ...
Aiba: *shakes Ohno wildly* Oi! Wake up!
Ohno: What?! I am awake!
Nino: *points to Ohno* This guy can sleep with his eyes open.
Sho: As I was saying, if you have so many guys around you, how come you do not fall for them?
Me: Because at 16 years old, I decided on the man I like, and since then I can't see any other guys as competitors, until recently, it so happens that his competitor is from the same group..
Nino: This battle is pretty intense.. Ne, Oh-chan..
Ohno: Ah. Hai.
Jun: Oi! Look a bit more interested will you?
Othello woman: Can you describe a date scene with the specific type of guy you like?
Me: Ehhehh~?! *starts to bit lip; shy* For an Ohno-type of person,
(Nino: Ah! She started with Oh-chan first..)
Me: After work ends, and we are on the way home.. We happen to walk along the same road.. There is a beautiful sunset and I decide to sit down at a bench along the road. The guy is a bit lost; not knowing whether to sit or to stand or to walk home on his own. And then he decides to sit to my right instead, steals glances at me, wanting to say something, but in the end does not. I on the other hand would be staring at the sunset, oblivious to him, holding on to the bench like this. *hands holding the end of the bench seat* The guy slowly moves his right hand closer to my left hand, and finally holds mine in his. We look at each other shyly, but we understood each other and look back at the sunset. There is an awkward silence, and suddenly at a random time, he says,
"Omae no koto ga suki da."
Nino: As expected from Riida.
Ohno: I haven't done anything yet!
Nino: But it is obviously your style..
Othello woman: Ah.. The shy kind of boy ne..
Me: For a Sakurai-type of person,
(Sho: Ah! Here it is!)
Me: Again, we are walking along the same road, and he suddenly stops in his tracks. I stopped also to look back in case something happened, saying," Is there something wrong?" But before I managed to finish that line, he hugged me while saying,
"Omae no koto ga suki da."
Jun: Isn't that kind of forceful?
Me: It is coming from a guy who isn't normally romantic, so he doesn't seem to be thinking properly at the moment. To get something so rare as this, is something I like.
Sho: *In his awfully low tone* Ah.. I see..
Me: The main point would be when I am talking but he hugged me halfway. The feeling would be great.
Matsushima: *nods nods* The "Kyun" feeling ne. I know..
Me: Then for the Ninomiya-type,
(Aiba: So many!)
Me: The guy shows me a magic trick.
(Nino: As expected of me.)
Me: First, he tells me that the magic trick that he is about to show me is one that he just fully mastered, and will show me first before showing it to others. He gets me to choose a card and remember it. And I am required to place it back into the deck. He does shuffling and everything, and then he takes out 4 cards and unveils them one by one. At the last card, he flips, and it is the same card as the one that I took earlier, BUT has the words "Suki desu." on it.
Nino: That is impossible.. There is no way I can do that..
Me: And I act as if it is no big deal and walk towards the front door.
Sho: Uwa.. Poor guy..
Me: But just before I leave the room, I pull out a trump card and throw it towards him from where I was standing. I leave the room and wait for him to chase me while he reads what I wrote on the card. On the card it says "Atashi mo anata no koto suki desu."
Aiba: So that means you must always be carrying that card around?
Me: If it is for the guy I like, why not?
Nino: That trick is imposible. No way.
Aiba: What if you forgot to remove the card from your clothes, and you wash it with the rest of your -
Ohno: *smacks Aiba's head*
Me: And that's all I have.
Jun: Uwa~ We are really not included na..
Aiba: *nods head* Ne..
Me: Sumimasen.
Othello woman: So if you please, let's start! This is Riida-type date. Douzo!
*New Title: Ohno-type*
Note: The whole couch belongs to me and Ohno only =D
*act out that scene*
Note: I could actually "feel" Riida's long, soft hands. And it was a VERY nice feeling =D
- extra part that Riida added on his own -
Ohno: *holds hands*
Me: *shy and look away*
Ohno: *pulls my hand towards him and hugs me*
Audience: KYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa~~~!!!
(Nino: UNEXPECTED!)
Ohno: *while still hugging* Omae no koto ga suki da.
Me: *Is happy!*
Othello woman: How was that?
Me: It was good. Very good. I'm very happy about it.
Nino: There is no way to beat this..
Sho: Strong opponent!
*New Title: Sakurai-type*
*act out the scene*
Othello woman: So how did you find that one?
Me: It was just the way I like it.. From the start to the end..
Othello woman: Now for our last contender -
Nino: Cho- Chotto matte.. My scene is definitely impossible.. I don't konw how to do that kind of -
Jun: So you are quitting?
Ohno: If you do, there are lesser competitors.
*Caption: !!*
Jun: Riida.. When did your character setting change?
Sho: So unexpected!
Nino: I think I will pull out from this one.. I don't even have my trump cards with me now..
*Captions: No confidence*
Matsushima: What happened to the confidence you had just now?
Nino: I think this time around, I will let Riida win.
*New Title: Decision!*
Me: Uwaa~ This is hard ne.
Jun: There are only 2 guys you need to choose from.
Aiba: Since we already know that she won't choose us, can we leave our eyes open?
Othello woman: No.
Me: *walking up and down with a very frustrated face* Can I ask them a question? It is very important in my choosing..
Othello woman: Un. Douzo.
Me: Leave your eyes closed. Those people who can honestly only treat me as a younger sister, please raise your hands.
Jun, Aiba, Sho, Nino: *raises hands*
Audience: Ooo~
Me: Those people who can treat me as a girlfriend, please raise your hands.
Sho: Ah! Shouldn't have raised my hand just now.
Nino: Baka! Now we know you raised your hand just now.
*Very slowly raises his hand*: Ohno
Audience: Eeeehhhhhhhh~~?!!!!
Me: I found my winner already.
Othello woman: Then, hug his shoulders.
Me: *hugs Ohno's shoulders*
Ohno: *throw fits into air*
*Ending song*
Othello woman: Everybody come to the front..
Note: When coming up to the front, I happen to stand at the edge of the line. From right(as seen by the audience), Othello woman, Matsushima, Sho, Nino, Aiba, Jun, Me, Ohno. I don't know how I ended up there either.
Nino: *frustrated face* Uwa~ Today is such an unexpected day..
Sho: I didn't get chosen again today..
Othello woman: In the end, why did you choose Ohno-kun?
Me: He got this extra element to him that comes very rarely,
Sho: The hug?
Me: Un. The hug.. It shows that he has been listening intently to what I was saying, because I mentioned it only when I was talking about Sakurai-types.
Ohno: *Full-of-confidence Stare/Glare at camera*
Jun: Riida. Riida.. That was not needed..
Othello woman: Today 's guest will be realeasing her latest single,
Matsushima: *shows the CD* (This was blurred D:)
Othello woman: that will be available in stores as of today.
Me: *Looks down*
Othello woman: Today Ohno Satoshi-kun was chosen.
Audience: *Claps*
Othello woman: *Turns head towards me* Would you like to say a few words?
Me: *My left hand over my mouth and nose, I turned my head away from the camera towards the couch*
Jun: Eh? What happened? *Goes to look at me*
Sho: *sneaked a peak at my face, mouthed the words "She's crying" to the camera*
Nino: *mouthing, "Bring the camera man over!"*
Camera man: *the guy came over to get a clear picture of my face*
Me: *trying to hide, but wherever I look, it is either cameras, or the faces of Arashi*
Aiba: (to Ohno) *mouthing "It's your chance!"*
Ohno: Eh?!
Nino: *mouthing "Go!"* *Pushes Ohno to me*
Me:*oblivious to all the things that has been occuring around me* Iya.. *trying to act like nothing happened* I'm really sorry for the sudden break down. I'm so happy to be invited on Himitsu no Arashi-chan. It is a fangirl's dream! There were so many emotions flowing until I -
Ohno: *hugs me*
Audience: KYAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!
Ohno: *moves back a little, stares deep into my eyes, leaning forward*
Nino: CUT~!
Jun: *stands in front of Ohno, blocking the camera men view*
Aiba: *stands beside Jun*
Sho: *continues to make a wall beside Aiba*
- END -
OMG. I finally managed to finish it.. YATTA!
What is the name of that Othello woman anyways?
I just realised I didn't write anything about Nino's impression. Maybe I'm not at all interested in him..
I sound sooooo boring.... D:
I have to admit, the last part was very very unexpected.
Because I have loved Sakurai Sho ever since I got sucked into the Arashi Fandom! D8
Please leave your comments since I took 3 days to write this. ^^