On to number 2... oh shit
Okay been a while since I typed anything up. Been sick.
Was finally starting to feel better yesterday and was looking forward to sleeping in this morning. I didn't have any plans which has been rare these last few months and I had stayed up a little with lord_darkseid working on a video project. So around 4 am I slid into bed for some serious power sleep.
8:30am *riiingg*
"Can I speak to supiluliumas ?", It was obviously a telemarketer or someone who thought there were owed money.
"No you can't he's sleeping.... "
"Oh I'll call back later....."
*click*
9:30am *riiinggg*
"Hello?.......helloooooo?"
"Is Vanessa there?"
"No you have the wrong number...."
"What? is Vannessa there?"
"I said you have the wrong number....."
"I do? who am I talking too?"
"A wrong number you called...... none of your business...."
*click*, stupid bitch........I have to get some sleep!!!
10:10am I hear my cel phone ringing in the other room.....NOOOOO! just ignore it.....*sigh* it stoped.....good.
10:11am *riiing*
GAHHHH! "ungheeeelluuuu?"
" Sakuramboo ?, is your father......"
"Whaaa do waant?...."
Okay to make a long story short, my parents had found a washer and drier (which is one of the few things we have been missing in the apartment since the departure of Le'Chuck). And after much work and fiddling I git them home and hooked up! "YAY!" Kinda, but I still wanted to f'in sleeep! damn it all.
Onto a supiluliumas moment.....
Later, I watching the History Channel and because of the whole Easter/Passover/Good Friday stuff they were running several documentaries about the 12 apostles. And half in a daze I hear a bit about the conversion of Paul to Christianity and couldn't help but think of a really funny monologue I saw on the WWF (now WWE)... my version goes something like this:
Saul (Saul is Paul's Jewish name as Paul was actually his Roman name) is not a nice fellow, he's on his way to lay the smack down some Christians. You see Saul is a strict Jew and doesn't like these blasphemers as at this point all christians were just a splinter group of Jews. On his way Jesus appears to him in the form of a blinding light and speaks to him.
Jesus "PAUL!"
Saul "Oh Lord! My name is Sau-"
Jesus "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
Saul "Yes Lord! All the Christians think I suck!"
Jesus "THEY ARE RIGHT..... YOU DO SUCK.... SO YOU SEEK THE ONE WHO IS SIMPLY ELECTRIFYING!"
Jesus "YOU MUST SEEK PETER....THE ROCK!"
Jesus "IF YAH SMELLLLLLLLL!........-"
Anyway I thought it was amusing as Peter's name means "Rock", his actually name was Simon I think. For those of you not up on your Gospel, Peter was one of the first Apostles and was the leader of the Church after the death of Jesus. He is considered by many to be the first Pope (and subsequent popes carry on his earthly responsibilities) and is buried at St. Peters Basilica in the Vatican. And according to scripture is the keeper of the key to the gate of heaven.
Was finally starting to feel better yesterday and was looking forward to sleeping in this morning. I didn't have any plans which has been rare these last few months and I had stayed up a little with lord_darkseid working on a video project. So around 4 am I slid into bed for some serious power sleep.
8:30am *riiingg*
"Can I speak to supiluliumas ?", It was obviously a telemarketer or someone who thought there were owed money.
"No you can't he's sleeping.... "
"Oh I'll call back later....."
*click*
9:30am *riiinggg*
"Hello?.......helloooooo?"
"Is Vanessa there?"
"No you have the wrong number...."
"What? is Vannessa there?"
"I said you have the wrong number....."
"I do? who am I talking too?"
"A wrong number you called...... none of your business...."
*click*, stupid bitch........I have to get some sleep!!!
10:10am I hear my cel phone ringing in the other room.....NOOOOO! just ignore it.....*sigh* it stoped.....good.
10:11am *riiing*
GAHHHH! "ungheeeelluuuu?"
" Sakuramboo ?, is your father......"
"Whaaa do waant?...."
Okay to make a long story short, my parents had found a washer and drier (which is one of the few things we have been missing in the apartment since the departure of Le'Chuck). And after much work and fiddling I git them home and hooked up! "YAY!" Kinda, but I still wanted to f'in sleeep! damn it all.
Onto a supiluliumas moment.....
Later, I watching the History Channel and because of the whole Easter/Passover/Good Friday stuff they were running several documentaries about the 12 apostles. And half in a daze I hear a bit about the conversion of Paul to Christianity and couldn't help but think of a really funny monologue I saw on the WWF (now WWE)... my version goes something like this:
Saul (Saul is Paul's Jewish name as Paul was actually his Roman name) is not a nice fellow, he's on his way to lay the smack down some Christians. You see Saul is a strict Jew and doesn't like these blasphemers as at this point all christians were just a splinter group of Jews. On his way Jesus appears to him in the form of a blinding light and speaks to him.
Jesus "PAUL!"
Saul "Oh Lord! My name is Sau-"
Jesus "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
Saul "Yes Lord! All the Christians think I suck!"
Jesus "THEY ARE RIGHT..... YOU DO SUCK.... SO YOU SEEK THE ONE WHO IS SIMPLY ELECTRIFYING!"
Jesus "YOU MUST SEEK PETER....THE ROCK!"
Jesus "IF YAH SMELLLLLLLLL!........-"
Anyway I thought it was amusing as Peter's name means "Rock", his actually name was Simon I think. For those of you not up on your Gospel, Peter was one of the first Apostles and was the leader of the Church after the death of Jesus. He is considered by many to be the first Pope (and subsequent popes carry on his earthly responsibilities) and is buried at St. Peters Basilica in the Vatican. And according to scripture is the keeper of the key to the gate of heaven.