Prepare yourselves...
... For the bitch-rant-post of a lifetime. :'D No, seriously. I haven't posted here in a long time, and I feel the need to share everything that's going on in my life. Besides, isn't that what blogs are for?
Alright, so. I've officially graduated high school. Woohoo. What next? I need to get my driver's license. Seriously. I'm almost eighteen, my permit expires in a month, and I still have twenty-six hours to earn in order to get my license. But what about after the license? I need a fucking JOB, man. Yes, I must join the workforce, as... terrifying as that may be. =_= Oh God, the poor people I'm going to have to interact with. I have little to no social skills -- trust me on this -- so that just makes it that much harder. And after the job? College. Oh boy. College. I don't even know if I've been accepted into the community college I applied to, because they haven't sent me a letter yet. I SENT MY TRANSCRIPTS. I think. SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN I HOPE I DID. *cries*
*cough* Anyway. Next item on the list. *looks down* Alright, so I don't have a list. I have... random topics that pop into my brain. The next just so happens to be Miyavi. :'D I found out today that Amazon MP3 has Miyavi songs available for download, and I couldn't be happier. I LOVE MIYAVI. And trust me, this is a growing obsession. On that note, Amazon MP3 carries LM.C (Maaya is the cutest singer ever to exist.... ever. EVER.) and L'arc~en~ciel (Hyde = vampire. Swear to God.) but they don't have any Gackt. At all. I mean, seriously, WTF is up with that? Oo; Oh, and thanks to Sai, I've found out that Gackt has released two more songs since "Jesus". I feel like such a horrible fangirl for not knowing this. Alas, I didn't, BUT I DO NOW. One of the songs was used as the opening song for the Japanese dub of The Sarah-What's-Her-Fuck Chronicles. That new Terminator series. Yeah, you know the one I'm talking about. Anyway, the other one is apparently Gackt making fun of annoying girls or something. IT OUTDOES VANILLA. (Is "outdoes" a word? Oo; ) Seriously. It is DIRTY. And I love it. <3<3
What next. Oh. I guess I'll talk about my great grandmother. Well. Only about twenty percent of her heart is working, so she's moved in with us. Oh dear. I love GG, I really do, but oh my God. I dunno if I'll be able to handle it if anything happens. The very thought terrifies me, and I try not to think of it, but for God's sake, the woman is NINETY-ONE YEARS OLD. The doctors said she'd make it to a hundred, but right now, I'm not too sure. Especially with her heart in the condition it's in now. Luckily, my grandmother is a registered nurse, so it's been put upon her to take care of GG. And honestly? I have no problem with that. Momo is a hypocrite, always telling me and my brother and my mom to do this and do that and clean this and take care of that when she sits on her lazy ass and WATCHES. Or reads. Actually, she usually reads. But whatever. The bitch has to work now, and that's fine by me. Less nagging I have to endure. (Though, I could have slapped her when she randomly declared I'd be cooking something I'D NEVER FUCKING COOKED BEFORE ['Cause I'm a lousy chef to begin with ~_~] to everyone in the house. Seriously. I wanted to hit her.) I will be always grateful to her for giving us a roof over our heads, but she just PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH. *sigh* I'm gonna stop here before I go too far.
Right-o, where was I? Oh yes, GG. Sometime this month, my mom, Uncle Rob, Lori and I guess someone else are going to make a trip up to GG's old apartment and move everything out. Dunno what we're gonna do with it, but we have to get it out before the end of the month -- and we only have that deadline because GG paid the rent at the beginning of the month. That's gonna be... fun... But I can't complain too much. I kinda like roadtrips. :|
Moving right along, I guess I'll talk about my cosplay next. This section should be shorter.... I hope. For Otakon 2009, I am cosplaying Grell Sutcliffe, from Kuroshitsuji -- which is a truly amazing anime, with the most gorgeous demon butler EVER. Seriously, if Sebastian were real, I would fuck him in a heartbeat. Too much info? Suck it up. Sebastian is just that hot. Anyway. Grell Sutcliffe. That man is AMAZING. Shark teeth, BRIGHT red hair (Speaking of, I got my wig today :'D It's fucking AMAZING.), and a fucking CHAINSAW as a weapon. YOU CAN'T GET ANY MORE AWESOME THAN THAT. The only thing about it... I'm cross-dressing. Which will definitely be a new experience for me. I'll probably dress all three days, but I'm not too sure yet. But either way, I need more ACE bandages... Because I happen to be a female, and as such, I have boobs. Fairly big boobs, at that. :| I can hear my lungs screaming in protest already.
Am I almost done? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. :'D Have I mentioned KH: 358/2 Days yet? No? Alright. Well, I seriously misjudged Xion. Seriously, seriously misjudged her. SHE'S SORA'S CLONE. And a male in a chick's body. So Sai made a very valid point: All those fantards out there that have been writing Riku/Xion because "ITZ SOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIII DESU~!!!!11!!one!!1!" have actually been writing yaoi this. Entire. Time. OHHH I LOVE THE IRONY.
Surprisingly, I'm running out of things to talk about o_o; I NEVER THOUGHT IT POSSIBLE. But it is. I guess I'll leave off here for now. OR NOT 'CAUSE I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. :'D (No, seriously. I did. o.o) So. I haven't written much in the past three months. And I dunno why. Oh, and it wasn't just LJ that was lacking my uber-awesomeness (I kid. I'm only kinda-awesome. XD) It was devART -- which makes me think of something else that will be short -- and FFN that were both lacking as well. My latest oneshot -- Graffiti Wings -- is quite possibly the worst piece of shit to ever fall out of my head. And as much as it pains me to say this, I think I need a break from the KH fandom. Yes, I hear your cries of horror already, but until my muse comes back, I can't do much about it. Alright. Oh, and the devART thing! So, my mom and I were talking earlier and I showed her something I drew. She was like, "... Do you think you could draw on watercolour paper? 'Cause if you can, we could do some sort of collaborative effort. You draw it, I'll watercolour it." I was like, "=D Sweet!" 'Cause she's really good with watercolours. So, I was thinking about making a THIRD account that will host all of the stuff both my mom and I work on.
Hey. I think I'm actually done this time. :'D Alright, here's the super-mega-bitch-rant of the century. I believe I've said everything I need to say, so I'm just gonna do whatever it was that I was doing before. I think I was reading yaoi. Maybe? Hmmm probably. Okay, yeah, I was. BACK TO THAT. :'D
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Alright, so. I've officially graduated high school. Woohoo. What next? I need to get my driver's license. Seriously. I'm almost eighteen, my permit expires in a month, and I still have twenty-six hours to earn in order to get my license. But what about after the license? I need a fucking JOB, man. Yes, I must join the workforce, as... terrifying as that may be. =_= Oh God, the poor people I'm going to have to interact with. I have little to no social skills -- trust me on this -- so that just makes it that much harder. And after the job? College. Oh boy. College. I don't even know if I've been accepted into the community college I applied to, because they haven't sent me a letter yet. I SENT MY TRANSCRIPTS. I think. SWEET JESUS IN HEAVEN I HOPE I DID. *cries*
*cough* Anyway. Next item on the list. *looks down* Alright, so I don't have a list. I have... random topics that pop into my brain. The next just so happens to be Miyavi. :'D I found out today that Amazon MP3 has Miyavi songs available for download, and I couldn't be happier. I LOVE MIYAVI. And trust me, this is a growing obsession. On that note, Amazon MP3 carries LM.C (Maaya is the cutest singer ever to exist.... ever. EVER.) and L'arc~en~ciel (Hyde = vampire. Swear to God.) but they don't have any Gackt. At all. I mean, seriously, WTF is up with that? Oo; Oh, and thanks to Sai, I've found out that Gackt has released two more songs since "Jesus". I feel like such a horrible fangirl for not knowing this. Alas, I didn't, BUT I DO NOW. One of the songs was used as the opening song for the Japanese dub of The Sarah-What's-Her-Fuck Chronicles. That new Terminator series. Yeah, you know the one I'm talking about. Anyway, the other one is apparently Gackt making fun of annoying girls or something. IT OUTDOES VANILLA. (Is "outdoes" a word? Oo; ) Seriously. It is DIRTY. And I love it. <3<3
What next. Oh. I guess I'll talk about my great grandmother. Well. Only about twenty percent of her heart is working, so she's moved in with us. Oh dear. I love GG, I really do, but oh my God. I dunno if I'll be able to handle it if anything happens. The very thought terrifies me, and I try not to think of it, but for God's sake, the woman is NINETY-ONE YEARS OLD. The doctors said she'd make it to a hundred, but right now, I'm not too sure. Especially with her heart in the condition it's in now. Luckily, my grandmother is a registered nurse, so it's been put upon her to take care of GG. And honestly? I have no problem with that. Momo is a hypocrite, always telling me and my brother and my mom to do this and do that and clean this and take care of that when she sits on her lazy ass and WATCHES. Or reads. Actually, she usually reads. But whatever. The bitch has to work now, and that's fine by me. Less nagging I have to endure. (Though, I could have slapped her when she randomly declared I'd be cooking something I'D NEVER FUCKING COOKED BEFORE ['Cause I'm a lousy chef to begin with ~_~] to everyone in the house. Seriously. I wanted to hit her.) I will be always grateful to her for giving us a roof over our heads, but she just PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH. *sigh* I'm gonna stop here before I go too far.
Right-o, where was I? Oh yes, GG. Sometime this month, my mom, Uncle Rob, Lori and I guess someone else are going to make a trip up to GG's old apartment and move everything out. Dunno what we're gonna do with it, but we have to get it out before the end of the month -- and we only have that deadline because GG paid the rent at the beginning of the month. That's gonna be... fun... But I can't complain too much. I kinda like roadtrips. :|
Moving right along, I guess I'll talk about my cosplay next. This section should be shorter.... I hope. For Otakon 2009, I am cosplaying Grell Sutcliffe, from Kuroshitsuji -- which is a truly amazing anime, with the most gorgeous demon butler EVER. Seriously, if Sebastian were real, I would fuck him in a heartbeat. Too much info? Suck it up. Sebastian is just that hot. Anyway. Grell Sutcliffe. That man is AMAZING. Shark teeth, BRIGHT red hair (Speaking of, I got my wig today :'D It's fucking AMAZING.), and a fucking CHAINSAW as a weapon. YOU CAN'T GET ANY MORE AWESOME THAN THAT. The only thing about it... I'm cross-dressing. Which will definitely be a new experience for me. I'll probably dress all three days, but I'm not too sure yet. But either way, I need more ACE bandages... Because I happen to be a female, and as such, I have boobs. Fairly big boobs, at that. :| I can hear my lungs screaming in protest already.
Am I almost done? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE. :'D Have I mentioned KH: 358/2 Days yet? No? Alright. Well, I seriously misjudged Xion. Seriously, seriously misjudged her. SHE'S SORA'S CLONE. And a male in a chick's body. So Sai made a very valid point: All those fantards out there that have been writing Riku/Xion because "ITZ SOOOOOOOOO KAWAIIIIIIIII DESU~!!!!11!!one!!1!" have actually been writing yaoi this. Entire. Time. OHHH I LOVE THE IRONY.
Surprisingly, I'm running out of things to talk about o_o; I NEVER THOUGHT IT POSSIBLE. But it is. I guess I'll leave off here for now. OR NOT 'CAUSE I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING. :'D (No, seriously. I did. o.o) So. I haven't written much in the past three months. And I dunno why. Oh, and it wasn't just LJ that was lacking my uber-awesomeness (I kid. I'm only kinda-awesome. XD) It was devART -- which makes me think of something else that will be short -- and FFN that were both lacking as well. My latest oneshot -- Graffiti Wings -- is quite possibly the worst piece of shit to ever fall out of my head. And as much as it pains me to say this, I think I need a break from the KH fandom. Yes, I hear your cries of horror already, but until my muse comes back, I can't do much about it. Alright. Oh, and the devART thing! So, my mom and I were talking earlier and I showed her something I drew. She was like, "... Do you think you could draw on watercolour paper? 'Cause if you can, we could do some sort of collaborative effort. You draw it, I'll watercolour it." I was like, "=D Sweet!" 'Cause she's really good with watercolours. So, I was thinking about making a THIRD account that will host all of the stuff both my mom and I work on.
Hey. I think I'm actually done this time. :'D Alright, here's the super-mega-bitch-rant of the century. I believe I've said everything I need to say, so I'm just gonna do whatever it was that I was doing before. I think I was reading yaoi. Maybe? Hmmm probably. Okay, yeah, I was. BACK TO THAT. :'D
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