strap-on anyone. HAHAHAHA!
Horacio: I want a boyfriend. I am tired of living by myself. I want someone to be with me.
Me: *pouts* Aw, my horacito. I will live with you. *pouts some more*
Horacio: No, mija (daughter in spanish). You can't give me what I want.
Me: *laughs* WOW! So its like that.
Horacio: *smirks* I haven't had any in a long time.
Me: *laughs*
Horacio: Besides, even if you put one on, it won't feel the same. And it definitely won't taste the same.
Me: *dies laughing*
OMG! I FREAKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!
I was kinda weirded out, but slightly turned on at the same time. LMAO!
Never a dull moment with my Horacio. That dude says everything thats in his mind, and dammit if its not funny. and perverted!
Me: *pouts* Aw, my horacito. I will live with you. *pouts some more*
Horacio: No, mija (daughter in spanish). You can't give me what I want.
Me: *laughs* WOW! So its like that.
Horacio: *smirks* I haven't had any in a long time.
Me: *laughs*
Horacio: Besides, even if you put one on, it won't feel the same. And it definitely won't taste the same.
Me: *dies laughing*
OMG! I FREAKING LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!
I was kinda weirded out, but slightly turned on at the same time. LMAO!
Never a dull moment with my Horacio. That dude says everything thats in his mind, and dammit if its not funny. and perverted!