In which I am reminded of a Bloom County strip...
Man in overalls:
"I'm here to articoolate my views with this letter to the editor on gun control. [holds up paper] Lemme tell ya...oo!...when guns are outlawed, only outlaws will be killing people... 'cause guns don't kill people... people kill guns. From outlaws." those *@#! anti-gun nuts...oo! they just...oo! i'll tell ya somethin'...oo...my constitutional... oo...they really...self-defense! Anyways...it's all there in the letter."
Milo: "Verbatim."