The Weekly Ginta-Corner ! #1
We're here at the glorious continuation of the Gintama Series as a weekly show !
Behold! The Ginta-Corner!
~Gintaman Theme~
Gin-san: "Ah~Welcome to our new show. Because the Manga-Series and Anime is so popular, the Thing-from-Jump decided us to make this new weekly show, and we had no choice but to do it, because we're Jump's fucking slaves."
<<< the Thing-from-Jump
Kagura:"Gin-chan, I don't wanna do this!"
Shinpachi:"Oii, show a little more motivation you two !! What will our fans think?!!"
Kagura:"I don't care about fans. We could just add a new short scene to the Gintama Anime Episodes and they would all be fooled and watch it from the beginning again. There's no need for this."
Gin-san:"Kagura's right. What's the use of this, they can't even see us."
-The silver-haired samurai seemed rather displeased with this new situation. -
Gin-san:"Ooi! Author! Do you think you can get away with this stupid description ?! You only wrote that I have silver hair!"
- He tried to annoy someone he called "Author", but there was nobody -
Gin-san: "Cut it out, idiot! I'm talkin' to you!!"
- The natural-silver-perm-head with his incredibly ugly face was trying to force a nice description out of me. STFU! I'm the Author! Who opposes me shall die!!! -
Shinpachi:"Aah! So there was an author! And Gin-san, you seem to have seriously pissed him off!!"
Gin-san:"No! Who does he think he is! That bastard!"
Kagura:"That's right! That bastard! Come, Gin-chan, let's go and kick his ass!"
Shinpachi:"You're a girl, don't say "ass"."
Gin-san:"Alright, where is that "tamanashi"?!" *(no-balls)
Shinpachi:Ooi, we'll seriously get killed by him!"
Gin-san:"We're at war! It's kill or being killed by him!!!"
Shinpachi:"I don't want to die because you have to pick a fight with the author! Ahem..,Author-san. I'm really sorry for their behaviour." *bow*
- Now the author was troubled. The lame, uncool glasses-character was trying to calm him down. What should he do now? -
Shinpachi:" KORAA!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAME?!!!"
Kagura:"Gin-chan, Shinpachi snapped. Why?"
Gin-san:"I guess he just doesn't like to admit the truth."
Shinpachi:"On whose side are you anyway?!!!!!"
Kagura:"Shinpachi! Behave more like a man and don't be so lame!"
Gin-san:"No, Kagura. He's so lame because he's a stright man (tsukkomi). And an idol-otaku on top of that."
Shinpachi:"HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO THE CAPTAIN OF THE OTSU-CHEERING SQUAD??!!"
Gin-chan:"See? He's no good."
Kagura:"No-good! No-good!"
-Suddenly they hear someone knocking at the door of the Yorozuya.-
- *knock* *knock* -
Shinpachi:"Yeah, I'm comin'!"
- *opens door* -
"Hi, it's been a while"
- Before it stood the leader of the feared radical Joui faction "Kiheitai", that wants to overthrow the government and killed a lot of Bakufu's main officers! -
Shinpachi:You! You are...Takasugi Shinsuke!"
-The rather elegant, handsome man with his left eye bandaged and a pipe in his right hand helped himself into the Yorozuya. -
Gin-san:"Ta..Takasugi!"
Takasugi:"Ya, Gintoki. How're ya doin'?"
Gin-san:"Not"How're ya doin'"!!! What the hell brought you here?!! You're something like the most evil last boss of this Anime! Do you think you can get away with this !?!"
- The guest wasn't very surprised at this reaction and answered calmly: -
Takasugi:"In fact I will get away with it. The author seems to have taken a liking in me and wanted me to appear no watter what!"
- The sexy man was right! -
Gin-san:"OOI ! WHAT'S THAT! ARE YOU GAY, AUTHOR?!!!!!"
- I'm a girl -
Gin-san:"...oh. I see..no, that's NOT it! Takasugi should only have appeared in some Gintama Anime Key-Episodes!"
- Shinpachi awakened from his trance.. -
Shinpachi:"Sou da! How are you going to take responsibility for this!?!"
Gin-san: ...I just realized something...His descriptons are nothing like mine! What's sexy here, oi! There's nobody sexier in this show than me, Gin-san!!"
- Shut up, silver-prick -
Kagura:"Somehow I don't know what's going on anymore."
Shinpachi:"Yeah, me too ._. . Oh! Oh no! It's already this late! What a pity, this week's Ginta-Corner will already end."
Kagura:"Really? Then this was short and useless! Gin-chan! I don't want it to end just yet!"
Gin-san:"....I'm not a prick....."
Takasugi:"You were never a good student to begin with."
Gin-san:".........LET THIS END ALREADY, AAARGH!!"
Shinpachi:"No, Gin-san. Even if you suffered, we can't show this attitude to our fans."
Gin-san:" Ahh, I know, I know *get's annoyed* So then the Ginta-Corner will end now! , happy now, Shinpachi-kun?!"
Kagura:"See you next week again!"
Gin-san:"NEXT WEEK? This will not end today?!"
- ehm...no. Since I'm so bored in school, I'll continue writing and there will be coming a new issue of the "Ginta-Corner" every week, if I'm not too lazy.-
Gin-san:"Mou dame da..."
- ...but for making it through this I shall invite you to a chocolat-parfait! -
Gin-san:" Chocolate-parfait?!! Yatta! Ginta-Corner Banzai!"
Kagura:"Banzai!"
Everyone:"Thank you for reading this weeks Ginta-Corner! See you next time!" *everybody bows*
- END -
Behold! The Ginta-Corner!
~Gintaman Theme~
Gin-san: "Ah~Welcome to our new show. Because the Manga-Series and Anime is so popular, the Thing-from-Jump decided us to make this new weekly show, and we had no choice but to do it, because we're Jump's fucking slaves."
<<< the Thing-from-Jump
Kagura:"Gin-chan, I don't wanna do this!"
Shinpachi:"Oii, show a little more motivation you two !! What will our fans think?!!"
Kagura:"I don't care about fans. We could just add a new short scene to the Gintama Anime Episodes and they would all be fooled and watch it from the beginning again. There's no need for this."
Gin-san:"Kagura's right. What's the use of this, they can't even see us."
-The silver-haired samurai seemed rather displeased with this new situation. -
Gin-san:"Ooi! Author! Do you think you can get away with this stupid description ?! You only wrote that I have silver hair!"
- He tried to annoy someone he called "Author", but there was nobody -
Gin-san: "Cut it out, idiot! I'm talkin' to you!!"
- The natural-silver-perm-head with his incredibly ugly face was trying to force a nice description out of me. STFU! I'm the Author! Who opposes me shall die!!! -
Shinpachi:"Aah! So there was an author! And Gin-san, you seem to have seriously pissed him off!!"
Gin-san:"No! Who does he think he is! That bastard!"
Kagura:"That's right! That bastard! Come, Gin-chan, let's go and kick his ass!"
Shinpachi:"You're a girl, don't say "ass"."
Gin-san:"Alright, where is that "tamanashi"?!" *(no-balls)
Shinpachi:Ooi, we'll seriously get killed by him!"
Gin-san:"We're at war! It's kill or being killed by him!!!"
Shinpachi:"I don't want to die because you have to pick a fight with the author! Ahem..,Author-san. I'm really sorry for their behaviour." *bow*
- Now the author was troubled. The lame, uncool glasses-character was trying to calm him down. What should he do now? -
Shinpachi:" KORAA!! WHO ARE YOU CALLING LAME?!!!"
Kagura:"Gin-chan, Shinpachi snapped. Why?"
Gin-san:"I guess he just doesn't like to admit the truth."
Shinpachi:"On whose side are you anyway?!!!!!"
Kagura:"Shinpachi! Behave more like a man and don't be so lame!"
Gin-san:"No, Kagura. He's so lame because he's a stright man (tsukkomi). And an idol-otaku on top of that."
Shinpachi:"HOW ARE YOU TALKING TO THE CAPTAIN OF THE OTSU-CHEERING SQUAD??!!"
Gin-chan:"See? He's no good."
Kagura:"No-good! No-good!"
-Suddenly they hear someone knocking at the door of the Yorozuya.-
- *knock* *knock* -
Shinpachi:"Yeah, I'm comin'!"
- *opens door* -
"Hi, it's been a while"
- Before it stood the leader of the feared radical Joui faction "Kiheitai", that wants to overthrow the government and killed a lot of Bakufu's main officers! -
Shinpachi:You! You are...Takasugi Shinsuke!"
-The rather elegant, handsome man with his left eye bandaged and a pipe in his right hand helped himself into the Yorozuya. -
Gin-san:"Ta..Takasugi!"
Takasugi:"Ya, Gintoki. How're ya doin'?"
Gin-san:"Not"How're ya doin'"!!! What the hell brought you here?!! You're something like the most evil last boss of this Anime! Do you think you can get away with this !?!"
- The guest wasn't very surprised at this reaction and answered calmly: -
Takasugi:"In fact I will get away with it. The author seems to have taken a liking in me and wanted me to appear no watter what!"
- The sexy man was right! -
Gin-san:"OOI ! WHAT'S THAT! ARE YOU GAY, AUTHOR?!!!!!"
- I'm a girl -
Gin-san:"...oh. I see..no, that's NOT it! Takasugi should only have appeared in some Gintama Anime Key-Episodes!"
- Shinpachi awakened from his trance.. -
Shinpachi:"Sou da! How are you going to take responsibility for this!?!"
Gin-san: ...I just realized something...His descriptons are nothing like mine! What's sexy here, oi! There's nobody sexier in this show than me, Gin-san!!"
- Shut up, silver-prick -
Kagura:"Somehow I don't know what's going on anymore."
Shinpachi:"Yeah, me too ._. . Oh! Oh no! It's already this late! What a pity, this week's Ginta-Corner will already end."
Kagura:"Really? Then this was short and useless! Gin-chan! I don't want it to end just yet!"
Gin-san:"....I'm not a prick....."
Takasugi:"You were never a good student to begin with."
Gin-san:".........LET THIS END ALREADY, AAARGH!!"
Shinpachi:"No, Gin-san. Even if you suffered, we can't show this attitude to our fans."
Gin-san:" Ahh, I know, I know *get's annoyed* So then the Ginta-Corner will end now! , happy now, Shinpachi-kun?!"
Kagura:"See you next week again!"
Gin-san:"NEXT WEEK? This will not end today?!"
- ehm...no. Since I'm so bored in school, I'll continue writing and there will be coming a new issue of the "Ginta-Corner" every week, if I'm not too lazy.-
Gin-san:"Mou dame da..."
- ...but for making it through this I shall invite you to a chocolat-parfait! -
Gin-san:" Chocolate-parfait?!! Yatta! Ginta-Corner Banzai!"
Kagura:"Banzai!"
Everyone:"Thank you for reading this weeks Ginta-Corner! See you next time!" *everybody bows*
- END -