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satoshitomi December 26 2011, 10:26:42 UTC
To: nk1992*4##111@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: None
Time received: 2:26

Wheres’ss Alfreeeeedes? Wang more shots. Need to cleanbat toilet later. Battymadeee poopoooou.

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To: nk1992*4##111@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: Robinn
Time Received: 2:31

Do you like news zeor? I like egss to you know? Stop bu the manor later and lez play some cluedo. I wanna kill baat giirrl wit th wrenchcc. Biicchtt

What fo you call thos thing s I like to wear. Thse things… want them for crhistmass get me somr k/?

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To: nk1992*4##111@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: shismmmmmmm
Time received: 2:35

You dont vist me anymorr. You with d penguini? It’ll never wrk out Robin. He likes to get tabnned. Don’t goo.don’t leave mee.

I’ll give you fiossh tomrow.

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To: nk1992*4##111@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: briefs
Time received: 2:37

Robinn! Therrs cat starimg at me. Shrr catmwan? Jokerr likes those litl reese chocoalts, should I get him some for Christmbs?

I’nm so loneleye. Lonnleeey looenlyyy

My briieddffs meissing. Black ones. Catrrss ar fluffffy.

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To: nk1992*4##111@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: teeh black ones
Time received: 2:40

I can’t seem to fimd the8uhm. Wheerr r theuy? Thth penguin and me gona get rameem tommrowe.

Teztt bak. Need underwear. Yoo!

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To: nk1992*4##111@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: ROBIN
Time received: 2:43

I thkn I saw my soulmaste. Saw his oicture in sum guy;s wallettt I fon d in my poccyet. He loooksss awosme and he has fltffy eyebrows. Thihnl imnllooove.

Wanna go out witth him. Should I giv him batgiirds suit and ask hm our or am I mobin to fast?

Need your opinjjiion Robbbn. Texxt baccl.

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To: nk1992*4##111@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: strrep pokkr
Time received: 2:47

Guy in sut said it drink too mch and need to get home but I cant find th e bat car. Din uy parkkk it where? Walking roung downtown arkham. Joker ptoably stole it coz I dnt let him win in stip poker.

Scrw thsi. I can jus flrryy.

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To: nk1992*4##111@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: Robn
Time received: 2:52

Duuudee. Whrre r my brieedsssss?

Msitttr fluffy eyebroswwss, I think I looov yuuu.

Jun didn’t know whether to laugh at his boyfriend’s drunken line of thought or to hit him in exasperation at his stupidity. Following the progress of his text he can assume that he was probably drinking at his favorite bar again and was now walking around the night streets of Tokyo in his drunken ‘batman’ haze.

He was totally torn in savoring the comfort that his fluffy couch had to offer and let his idiotic boyfriend reap the seeds of what he had sown or save the poor bastard from a batman induced delusions of flight.

He sighed and stood up, grabbing his coat and car keys on the way out. Sho was never going to see his Batman DVD collection again. Never, not even in a million years.

…though, if he agrees to wear those black briefs he kept talking about to bed next time, well, he guessed there’s still room for forgiveness.

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gomushroom December 26 2011, 16:16:01 UTC
OMG OMG OMG THIS IS AWESOME, YOU ARE AWESOME.

I LOOOOV YUUUU! AHAHAHA. SERIOUSLY, EVERYTHING IN THIS IS HILARIOUS AND GAHH, THE FORWARDED EMAILS ARE GOLD GOLD MATERIAL. OH, SHO, WHY SO ADORABLE AND YOU INCORPORATED OHMIYA! HEY, I'M DEFINITELY NOT COMPLAINING. ♥!

Should I giv him batgiirds suit and ask hm our or am I mobin to fast?
OH YES GIVE J HIS BATGIIRDS SUIT. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THIS AWESOME DRABBLE, IT REALLY MADE MY DAY.

Ps: Aiba is Alfred, I pressume? XD

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satoshitomi December 27 2011, 06:32:54 UTC
LOL. The amount of capslock in your comment makes me feel all giddy inside ♥♥♥. 8'''''D! 8D Thank you, thank you! *beams happily* I'm so glad you liked it. :P

I've been wanting to write this prompt ever since I read it. I can totally picture Sho's drunken dialing/texting batman daze. snjfnajksnfjasf XD

receiving comments like yours makes me want to write moaar. x3 ♥! Thanks!

I actually posted this yesterday and it just appeared here today. ugh T^T lj hatess meee. D: D:

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gomushroom December 27 2011, 09:48:14 UTC
GOOD. MAKING YOU GIDDY AND BEAMS HAPPILY WAS THE LEAST I CAN DO AFTER RECEIVING THIS AWESOME! DO WRITE MORE~♥!

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satoshitomi December 27 2011, 06:37:56 UTC
btw. YES. OHGOD HOW DID YOU KNOW ALFRED WAS AIBA I DIDN'T EVEN LEAVE HINTSLDAJKDHJSDHJSDYOU'REREADINGMYMIIIIND 8D 8D 8D/

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gomushroom December 27 2011, 09:49:41 UTC
I WAS RIGHT! AHAHAHAHA! YEAH. THIS IS PERFECT, SERIOUSLY!

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r_1_ss_a December 27 2011, 02:02:03 UTC
THIS WAS HILARIOUS! I LOVE TEXT/EMAIL FICS. AHHHHH, I LOVE THIS! :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

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satoshitomi December 27 2011, 06:33:42 UTC
Thank you for reading! 8Dv 8D 8D 8D

*flailssss*

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