*gigling like mad*
100 Truths about Yaoi
(Just stolen from cygnus13 :P)
1. Rape=love
2. If your childhood friend lives next door, there's no hope for you: you're gay
3. You can never finish your cigarette.. you have to light it, take a puff, and immediately put it out
4. The larger dick in the couple = seme
5. If you are the brooding quiet type, then you will always end up with someone loud and happy-go-lucky
6. Blondes almost never end up with blondes...but it's rare
7. Ukes lose all their strength with a single kiss
8. If you happen to have a certain fetish, someone that meets the criteria for it will pop up one day
9. Soap=not good lube but it will work in a pinch
10. Being uber possesive/jealous=love
11. When in doubt of your feelings get drunk
12. If you adamently declare you're not gay, you are
13. If you have a problem, don't talk about it. SMEX! Smex solves all problems
14. If you're a bishy you are gay or soon will be after being raped by your future seme
15. If you are being forced/blackmailed to have sex with an upperclassman, you are in love with him
16. If your uke is mad at you, you probably bought him an apron....a frilly pink one
17. Angst is sexy
18. Angst will get you laid and laid hard
19. If you catch someone staring at your ass, you like it
20. Twins always lead to smex
21. If you have a sexual relationship with your father, it's okay to tell your friends 'cause society suddenly does not care about statuatory rape
22. Hosts just haven't found the right man yet
23. If you're human and you swallow a demon's cum you will have super strength
24. If you're poor your prince will come
25. If you suddenly get hired for your dream job you will be sleeping with the boss/master of the house
26. If you owe someone a large amount of money, you will become his sex slave
27. If you grew up close to your cousin you will be lovers
28. Step-brother = live in lover
29. If he seems like a nice guy at first... he will give in to temptation and have sex with you and then turn into an ass
30. If he is an asshole to you at first, he just doesnt know how to express how much he cares about you
31. There are no straight men, just gay men who haven't found the right man yet unless you're ugly
32. If you and another guy are in love with the same guy, you will eventually fall in love with your rival
33. If you hate sweets your uke will love them and make you eat them with his puppy-eyed look
34. Everyone has a key to the sports equipment room
35. If they are on the student council they are gay
36. If your colleague at work is overly friendly to you, he's trying to get in your pants
37. All gym teachers and most science, math teachers and school nurses are looking for their next lay
38. If you have a sister she will try to steal your man
39. If your seme tells you that another man wants you, he's right
40. If you're small and cute you will be someone's uke, most likely after he saves you from nearly getting raped
41. The best way to et over the trama of rape is to be raped again
42. Dont let your uke come during sex when he wants to, he will thank you for it later
43. When in doubt, have sex for hours on end
44. Not sure what to give someone on their birthday? Give them love lotion they will thank you later
45. Reversi is not for everyone
46. If he says he wants to eat you, call into work the next day beforehand
47. If someone on the street recruits you for "work," you're gonna almost get raped then be saved by your seme
48. Uke tears will one day rule the world and will always get you your way
49. If you treat your uke like a girl you will have blue balls for a week
50. If you blush you are asking for it
51. Dont want to make a mess? Use a condom
52. If you move into an all boys dorm, you will walk in on your sempeis having sex, and then end up having sex with another sempei
53. Right now, if you are bound and gagged and dont know where you are, you are going to get raped and secretly love it
54. If a seme cries over his uke and you dont "aww" you need to rethink your life
55. Even if you are against 20 men with machine guns, your seme will save you
56. Semes have super powers and are weak only to uke tears; they are like kryptonite to them
57. There needs to be warning labels on mops, corncobs, markers, ect that say "do not use up ass"
58. If you see ghosts/spirits, you will have sex with one
59. If you cant cook, your uke can and vice versa
60. Ties have many many uses. The least of which is to hang around your neck and they are amazingly cum stain resistant
61. The best way to get a seme in the mood is for their uke to give them that look saying "take me"
62. All ukes hate their petite stature
63. The best solution to a love triangle is an orgy
64. If you get molested on a train your future seme will rescue you
65. Dont EVER trust fat, old, balding men.. they will be the death of you
66. If someone at your school is one of japan's biggest idols, and you consider yourself average, he will fall in love with you
67. AV (voice) actors will always get together with their costar
68. Frustrated? masterbate!
69. When you masterbate your crush will catch you and fall madly in love with you instantly... and will admit it eventually
70. Detectives just wanna smex criminals
71. All samurai are gay. As are pirates and kings and princes
72. After a bad breakup you will go to a bar and have sex with a stranger who will end up being your soulmate
73. If you run into someone you went to school with they will become your lover
74. Catbois are made to be teased
75. If you go to an all boys school and is the object of everyone's affection, you're gay
76. Angels and demons were meant to be
77. The uke will always get more excited when he's being watched
78. Semes like to describe what they're doing during sex in great detail
79. Ukes will always ask to turn the lights off before they start. He will be denied.
80. The cure for any life threatening illness is smex
81. If you're mad at your uke, rough sex is a great way to let your anger out
82. Semes love when their uke waddles like a duck because of them
83. The uke will always blush when the seme asks if he wants to be carried after being seen waddling like a duck
84. If you have a cold/fever your seme will always be tempted to take you and will and then he will get the cold
85. If you do something behind your seme's back he will ALWAYS find out
86. Even tied up semes will end up taking charge of the semxing
87. You can still be raped even if you arent the one recieving
88. If a seme has bad grades the uke will have good grades and vice versa
89. All artists are gay
90. One word: Sopository
91. Your parents will probably know if you're having sex with another man on their kitchen table. Bakers do it best though.
92. If you have a little brother he will end up being your biggest rival over your uke 'cause gay runs in families
93. Semes will always swallow the uke's cum..and the uke will always blush and say "that's dirty."
94. During sex, the seme will always compare your ass to a ripe peach or something
95. Even in a virgin an uke will be a master at giving blowjobs
96. Semes travel in packs
97. If you are a vet, you will always find an uke that reminds you of a lost puppy
98. Mpreg is possible
99. If he's good-looking then he's secretly gay... especially if he's been with lots of women.
100. Yaoi is life
I'm back ^^ (yesterday, actually, 11pm ^^)
The trip was wonderful <3 . Just as Cygnus-san said, the merchandises are sooooo cheap XD, we had great time shopping in all 3 cities ^^ why is it that I find shopping is the most wonderful side, though we supposed to go there for sight-seeing?
I managed to lose my MP3 player on the 3rd day. Then, got my mom bought me a new one on the 4th day, :P .
The only thing that I really regret I couldn't do is to bring back with me some yaoi manga *sigh* . When we go shopping, it's always either all of us (my family) together, or me and my cousin / my mom and aunt , I could't get to be alone to buy anything ;_; .
Anyway, I get a .. pleasant(?) supprise today. Finally, my 1st vol of Yellow is here <3 . When did I received the other 3 vols? 2 months ago? O_o . Haven't even open the package yet as I spend my whole time to download new releases and catchin' up with my f-page. In other words, I'm in front of my laptop most of the day :P .
(Just stolen from cygnus13 :P)
1. Rape=love
2. If your childhood friend lives next door, there's no hope for you: you're gay
3. You can never finish your cigarette.. you have to light it, take a puff, and immediately put it out
4. The larger dick in the couple = seme
5. If you are the brooding quiet type, then you will always end up with someone loud and happy-go-lucky
6. Blondes almost never end up with blondes...but it's rare
7. Ukes lose all their strength with a single kiss
8. If you happen to have a certain fetish, someone that meets the criteria for it will pop up one day
9. Soap=not good lube but it will work in a pinch
10. Being uber possesive/jealous=love
11. When in doubt of your feelings get drunk
12. If you adamently declare you're not gay, you are
13. If you have a problem, don't talk about it. SMEX! Smex solves all problems
14. If you're a bishy you are gay or soon will be after being raped by your future seme
15. If you are being forced/blackmailed to have sex with an upperclassman, you are in love with him
16. If your uke is mad at you, you probably bought him an apron....a frilly pink one
17. Angst is sexy
18. Angst will get you laid and laid hard
19. If you catch someone staring at your ass, you like it
20. Twins always lead to smex
21. If you have a sexual relationship with your father, it's okay to tell your friends 'cause society suddenly does not care about statuatory rape
22. Hosts just haven't found the right man yet
23. If you're human and you swallow a demon's cum you will have super strength
24. If you're poor your prince will come
25. If you suddenly get hired for your dream job you will be sleeping with the boss/master of the house
26. If you owe someone a large amount of money, you will become his sex slave
27. If you grew up close to your cousin you will be lovers
28. Step-brother = live in lover
29. If he seems like a nice guy at first... he will give in to temptation and have sex with you and then turn into an ass
30. If he is an asshole to you at first, he just doesnt know how to express how much he cares about you
31. There are no straight men, just gay men who haven't found the right man yet unless you're ugly
32. If you and another guy are in love with the same guy, you will eventually fall in love with your rival
33. If you hate sweets your uke will love them and make you eat them with his puppy-eyed look
34. Everyone has a key to the sports equipment room
35. If they are on the student council they are gay
36. If your colleague at work is overly friendly to you, he's trying to get in your pants
37. All gym teachers and most science, math teachers and school nurses are looking for their next lay
38. If you have a sister she will try to steal your man
39. If your seme tells you that another man wants you, he's right
40. If you're small and cute you will be someone's uke, most likely after he saves you from nearly getting raped
41. The best way to et over the trama of rape is to be raped again
42. Dont let your uke come during sex when he wants to, he will thank you for it later
43. When in doubt, have sex for hours on end
44. Not sure what to give someone on their birthday? Give them love lotion they will thank you later
45. Reversi is not for everyone
46. If he says he wants to eat you, call into work the next day beforehand
47. If someone on the street recruits you for "work," you're gonna almost get raped then be saved by your seme
48. Uke tears will one day rule the world and will always get you your way
49. If you treat your uke like a girl you will have blue balls for a week
50. If you blush you are asking for it
51. Dont want to make a mess? Use a condom
52. If you move into an all boys dorm, you will walk in on your sempeis having sex, and then end up having sex with another sempei
53. Right now, if you are bound and gagged and dont know where you are, you are going to get raped and secretly love it
54. If a seme cries over his uke and you dont "aww" you need to rethink your life
55. Even if you are against 20 men with machine guns, your seme will save you
56. Semes have super powers and are weak only to uke tears; they are like kryptonite to them
57. There needs to be warning labels on mops, corncobs, markers, ect that say "do not use up ass"
58. If you see ghosts/spirits, you will have sex with one
59. If you cant cook, your uke can and vice versa
60. Ties have many many uses. The least of which is to hang around your neck and they are amazingly cum stain resistant
61. The best way to get a seme in the mood is for their uke to give them that look saying "take me"
62. All ukes hate their petite stature
63. The best solution to a love triangle is an orgy
64. If you get molested on a train your future seme will rescue you
65. Dont EVER trust fat, old, balding men.. they will be the death of you
66. If someone at your school is one of japan's biggest idols, and you consider yourself average, he will fall in love with you
67. AV (voice) actors will always get together with their costar
68. Frustrated? masterbate!
69. When you masterbate your crush will catch you and fall madly in love with you instantly... and will admit it eventually
70. Detectives just wanna smex criminals
71. All samurai are gay. As are pirates and kings and princes
72. After a bad breakup you will go to a bar and have sex with a stranger who will end up being your soulmate
73. If you run into someone you went to school with they will become your lover
74. Catbois are made to be teased
75. If you go to an all boys school and is the object of everyone's affection, you're gay
76. Angels and demons were meant to be
77. The uke will always get more excited when he's being watched
78. Semes like to describe what they're doing during sex in great detail
79. Ukes will always ask to turn the lights off before they start. He will be denied.
80. The cure for any life threatening illness is smex
81. If you're mad at your uke, rough sex is a great way to let your anger out
82. Semes love when their uke waddles like a duck because of them
83. The uke will always blush when the seme asks if he wants to be carried after being seen waddling like a duck
84. If you have a cold/fever your seme will always be tempted to take you and will and then he will get the cold
85. If you do something behind your seme's back he will ALWAYS find out
86. Even tied up semes will end up taking charge of the semxing
87. You can still be raped even if you arent the one recieving
88. If a seme has bad grades the uke will have good grades and vice versa
89. All artists are gay
90. One word: Sopository
91. Your parents will probably know if you're having sex with another man on their kitchen table. Bakers do it best though.
92. If you have a little brother he will end up being your biggest rival over your uke 'cause gay runs in families
93. Semes will always swallow the uke's cum..and the uke will always blush and say "that's dirty."
94. During sex, the seme will always compare your ass to a ripe peach or something
95. Even in a virgin an uke will be a master at giving blowjobs
96. Semes travel in packs
97. If you are a vet, you will always find an uke that reminds you of a lost puppy
98. Mpreg is possible
99. If he's good-looking then he's secretly gay... especially if he's been with lots of women.
100. Yaoi is life
I'm back ^^ (yesterday, actually, 11pm ^^)
The trip was wonderful <3 . Just as Cygnus-san said, the merchandises are sooooo cheap XD, we had great time shopping in all 3 cities ^^ why is it that I find shopping is the most wonderful side, though we supposed to go there for sight-seeing?
I managed to lose my MP3 player on the 3rd day. Then, got my mom bought me a new one on the 4th day, :P .
The only thing that I really regret I couldn't do is to bring back with me some yaoi manga *sigh* . When we go shopping, it's always either all of us (my family) together, or me and my cousin / my mom and aunt , I could't get to be alone to buy anything ;_; .
Anyway, I get a .. pleasant(?) supprise today. Finally, my 1st vol of Yellow is here <3 . When did I received the other 3 vols? 2 months ago? O_o . Haven't even open the package yet as I spend my whole time to download new releases and catchin' up with my f-page. In other words, I'm in front of my laptop most of the day :P .