To Whom It May Concern

Nov 13, 2010 17:31

Dear father,

Upon cutting myself with a serrated knife only a few moments ago, you laughed.
After a certain amount of annoyed pleading over your laughter, you finally managed to get me a band aid.
This being my first time actually cutting myself with a knife, you still did not achieve enough sympathy for my bleeding finger to cease such vocal amusement.
I would like to express my deepest wishes that sometime in the future, you will cut yourself while trying to slice a piece of lime, as I have.
Perhaps then, you will refrain from laughing.

Love,
Your Pissed Off Loving Daughter

P.S. I will end you.

fml, health, real life, random

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