Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus

Aug 27, 2006 23:09

I've been playing Dirge of Cerberus, and I'm really not digging all the V/S. I mean, Vincent's awesome, and Shelke's awesome, so awesome+awesome=more awesome, right? NOT WHEN ONE OF THE AWESOMES IS TEN. I know that she's really supposed to be nineteen, and I know it's Japan and all, but no. Having a character that is nineteen but looks ten because of the mako is cheating. The youngest awesome Vincent is allowed to have is Yuffie.

But then, how old is Vincent, anyway? He looked thirty-ish when he was shot by Hojo, and then he slept in a coffin for another thirty years. So, that means that Vincent would have to be...sixty.

. . .

It looks like that purple coffin of his worked wonders with beauty sleep.

content: rant, game: final fantasy vii

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