Heads Are Gonna Roll!!
i was going to wait until tomorrow to do this...but...if i could spare just one person from seeing this movie..i have done my job...
so...i went and saw House of the Dead tonight...i know i said this about Underworld...but...i retract that and im saying it about this movie...
IT IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.. seriously....it was fucking ridiculous!!! i have never seen such fucking trash on the big screen in such a long time...
you know...i was skeptical going in...but wow... i was like "hey..this could be pretty awesome... i mean...the video game rocks... and who doesnt love zombies???"
yeah..well..RIDICULOUS!!
the zombies...were fucking horrible...they were smiling and diving into water and fucking swimming the breast stroke and shit...
the fucking master looked like Skeletor from Masters of the Universe...
the acting was horrible...the script was so poorly written...im not even going to go into the whole rave party...cause it makes me angry..lol....the camara angles were fucking gay...
and yeah to make it even more ridiculous....they added clips from the video game into the movie...to ruin it even more...oh and by the way...they left it wide open for an even more ridiculous sequel!!
i seriously sat there and shook my head and laughed at the silliness of this piece of fucking shit.
PLEASE...SPARE YOURSELF $8.50 AND DONT...I REPEAT...DONT SEE THIS MOVIE!!
so...i went and saw House of the Dead tonight...i know i said this about Underworld...but...i retract that and im saying it about this movie...
IT IS THE WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN.. seriously....it was fucking ridiculous!!! i have never seen such fucking trash on the big screen in such a long time...
you know...i was skeptical going in...but wow... i was like "hey..this could be pretty awesome... i mean...the video game rocks... and who doesnt love zombies???"
yeah..well..RIDICULOUS!!
the zombies...were fucking horrible...they were smiling and diving into water and fucking swimming the breast stroke and shit...
the fucking master looked like Skeletor from Masters of the Universe...
the acting was horrible...the script was so poorly written...im not even going to go into the whole rave party...cause it makes me angry..lol....the camara angles were fucking gay...
and yeah to make it even more ridiculous....they added clips from the video game into the movie...to ruin it even more...oh and by the way...they left it wide open for an even more ridiculous sequel!!
i seriously sat there and shook my head and laughed at the silliness of this piece of fucking shit.
PLEASE...SPARE YOURSELF $8.50 AND DONT...I REPEAT...DONT SEE THIS MOVIE!!