The World's Shortest Fairytale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said: 'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, ate chocolate, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater, never watched sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweat pants and was pleasant all the time.
The End.
I've noticed that as I get older, my hate for the opposite sex increases every month. Whoever decided to call nature "mother nature" was completely wrong; Nature is a man. An evil, vengeful man. Think about it. What do men have that is comparable to monthly bleeding from the crotch? Nothing. Not only that, they have no reproduction time limits either. I demand that all men be subjected to monthly kidney stones and that their swimmers become increasingly slower with age. It's only fair.
The End.
I've noticed that as I get older, my hate for the opposite sex increases every month. Whoever decided to call nature "mother nature" was completely wrong; Nature is a man. An evil, vengeful man. Think about it. What do men have that is comparable to monthly bleeding from the crotch? Nothing. Not only that, they have no reproduction time limits either. I demand that all men be subjected to monthly kidney stones and that their swimmers become increasingly slower with age. It's only fair.