And then I said...

[sakesushimaki]

And then I said to my colleague: "Gaaaah, this day! I am so exhausted already. I swear when I get home tonight I will read schmoopy B/J fic till I drop. This is my only consolation right now."

Colleague: *blinks* "...Huh?"

Me: "Uuh, nothing! So, how was your vacation?"