I WANT YOUR COMMENT!
So I've finally gone so far as to create a new LJ/fandom email address in the hopes of resolving the case of the missing notifications.
Would you guys be awesome and just reply with anything to this post? Just so I can see if it's working and I get my notifications back? *bawls*
Muchas thanks!
ETA: I THINK IT WORKS! WOOHOOO! THANK YOU, GUYS!! :D :D :D