I have been very patient. NO MOAR!

[sakesushimaki]

WHY THE FLIP AM I STILL NOT GETTING MY LJ NOTIFICATIONS IN ANY TOLERABLE MANNER?! I either get nothing at all and only find comments when I click entries randomly, or I get notifications from comments that were posted a week, two days, whatever ago. WHAT IS HAPPENING AND WHY HAS IT BEEN GOING ON FOR FOREVER?! Why is no one complaining about this? Am I the only one currently having this problem?

OMG! A sec ago, LJ sent me a notification that sakesushimaki posted an entry to promptmesomeqaf (FOUR FRICKEN DAYS AGO)! OH REALLY, LJ?! I WANNA HURT YOU.