Everybody's working for the weekend
Almost had an eventful day at work last night. Some guy thought that he hadn't had enough to drink, management thought otherwise. Kinda feel bad for him though, I think the bouncers set a house record on how far they threw him out the back door. Thankfully no work tonight, I need a break. The women there are like animals after a few drinks, it's crazy.
1. DO YOU SNORE?
I prefer other sounds in bed.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Always a lover, sometimes a fighter.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Women and sake disappearing from the earth.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Of course! I think I liked K'nex more though.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I rather enjoy the 'Survivor' series at the beach and the water challenges on 'Fear Factor'. I think 'Most Extreme Challenge' (MXC) is my favorite though. Silly Japanese people.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Don't ususally use straws.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
So I've been told.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
The bed's been kinda lonely lately.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Singing would probably ruin the moment.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Nope, no intention to either.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can fold a starburst wrapper into a crane with my tongue.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
A secluded tropical island.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Eh, sometimes.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Other aquatic activities are much more enjoyable.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
No I haven't
17. DO YOU GIVE A DANG ABOUT THE OZONE?
Of course, if we didn't have one the beach would be a much less friendly place.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
Depends on which flavor. Some prefer I lick for quite a while, others insist I go straight to the center.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Z Y X W V Q S T... guess not.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
A few times, loved it.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Yes
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
Electric ones tend to be more fun, but the batteries sometimes die at the most inopportune moments.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Depends if I'm hunting or being hunted... and then it depends on who's hunting me.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
One day
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's alright I guess
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Jealous boyfriends.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID 'I LOVE YOU'?
Been a while, hasn't it...
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Sure, he's hanging out with Bob Marley and Stevie Ray Vaughn.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
The loss of an eligible bachelorette is often devastating.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Over easy or in an omelette.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Not at all, every one I've met can speak just fine.
32. WHAT TIME IS IT?
10:53AM
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
I imagine various people have a few choice names for me.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Usually.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Earlier this morning.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
The jacuzzi would have to be my favorite place.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
If he is, I hope he doesn't mind me posing as him at the orphanage. By the way, auditions are being held for Santa's little helpers. (Males need not apply.)
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Oh yes, but why stop there?
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Not if I have someone to protect me.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
It's a secret.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
I've always preferred being smooth.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Every now and then.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Twice
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
So long as nobody takes away my sake bottle.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Not usually.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Brown
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Wouldn't trade it for anyone's.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
Nope
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Yes, but only when I want to be.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Didn't have to read that one in school.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
A little of this, a little of that.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
While I have stolen many a thing, monetary gain is rarely my goal.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Yes
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
It's alright
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
No
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I think I can work a little of it sometimes.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Not this particular man.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Not really
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Sure
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Only about certain things.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Yes. Yes it is.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Erm... the second to last thing I ate was spaghetti.
67. ARE YOU FOR OR AGAINST ANAL SEX?
I don't want to go to prison.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL
Girls Gone Wild, knowing that I'm at home watching TV while that's going on somewhere.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Maybe twice? Can't remember.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Jack Johnson still gets my vote.
1. DO YOU SNORE?
I prefer other sounds in bed.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
Always a lover, sometimes a fighter.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Women and sake disappearing from the earth.
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Of course! I think I liked K'nex more though.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
I rather enjoy the 'Survivor' series at the beach and the water challenges on 'Fear Factor'. I think 'Most Extreme Challenge' (MXC) is my favorite though. Silly Japanese people.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Don't ususally use straws.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
So I've been told.
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
The bed's been kinda lonely lately.
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Singing would probably ruin the moment.
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Nope, no intention to either.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can fold a starburst wrapper into a crane with my tongue.
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
A secluded tropical island.
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Eh, sometimes.
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Other aquatic activities are much more enjoyable.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
No I haven't
17. DO YOU GIVE A DANG ABOUT THE OZONE?
Of course, if we didn't have one the beach would be a much less friendly place.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
Depends on which flavor. Some prefer I lick for quite a while, others insist I go straight to the center.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Z Y X W V Q S T... guess not.
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
A few times, loved it.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Yes
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
Electric ones tend to be more fun, but the batteries sometimes die at the most inopportune moments.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
Depends if I'm hunting or being hunted... and then it depends on who's hunting me.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
One day
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It's alright I guess
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Jealous boyfriends.
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID 'I LOVE YOU'?
Been a while, hasn't it...
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Sure, he's hanging out with Bob Marley and Stevie Ray Vaughn.
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
The loss of an eligible bachelorette is often devastating.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Over easy or in an omelette.
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
Not at all, every one I've met can speak just fine.
32. WHAT TIME IS IT?
10:53AM
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
I imagine various people have a few choice names for me.
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Usually.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Earlier this morning.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
The jacuzzi would have to be my favorite place.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
If he is, I hope he doesn't mind me posing as him at the orphanage. By the way, auditions are being held for Santa's little helpers. (Males need not apply.)
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
Oh yes, but why stop there?
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Not if I have someone to protect me.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
It's a secret.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
I've always preferred being smooth.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
Every now and then.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
Twice
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Once
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
So long as nobody takes away my sake bottle.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Not usually.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Brown
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Wouldn't trade it for anyone's.
51. DO YOU HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
Nope
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Yes, but only when I want to be.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
Didn't have to read that one in school.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
A little of this, a little of that.
55. HAVE YOU EVER STOLEN MONEY?
While I have stolen many a thing, monetary gain is rarely my goal.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Yes
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
It's alright
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
No
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
I think I can work a little of it sometimes.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Not this particular man.
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Not really
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Sure
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Only about certain things.
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Yes. Yes it is.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Erm... the second to last thing I ate was spaghetti.
67. ARE YOU FOR OR AGAINST ANAL SEX?
I don't want to go to prison.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL
Girls Gone Wild, knowing that I'm at home watching TV while that's going on somewhere.
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
Maybe twice? Can't remember.
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
Jack Johnson still gets my vote.