Because They're STYUPID

Aug 01, 2005 13:34

So yeah. I'm waiting on my other roomie to move in today and I found one of these stupid but fun tests. I'm surprised I got any level in patriotism, since to me virtually -all- forms of patriotism are for fools. There's a shakey ground between that and Nationalism, fuck that 'us and them' mentality.

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:





You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthy





You scored higher than 5% on antitolerant





You scored higher than 1% on patriotic
Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating
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